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but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic likeĀ would they beĀ seriously grossed out
āwhat the fuck is thisā
āi have anemiaā
ācan you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body iām setting up a doctorās appointment for youā
ādude really you donāt have to just leave what the fuāā
āyou disgust me here take these iron supplementsā
āwhere did you even get thāā
āshut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin Dā
āiām going to check up on you weekly to make sure youāre taking themā
āthatās not necessaryā
āmaybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for youā
ādo you get this involved with all of your mealsā
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess youād rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED āHOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,ā I AM CALLING THE COPS
#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendshipĀ #gimme this sitcom
The Sun will go down eventually!
I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line āthe sun will go down eventually!ā.
Comic by PetFoolery
Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ā
Tags by @interstellarvagabond
THERE'S A SEQUEL!
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on themā¦
WHYāD YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Canāt forget this gem.
This would be great for a childrenās hospital
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This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.
I will reblog this every time.
Literally this.
Getting dirty, asking questions, being unapologetically enthusiastic about things, going overboard on projects. These are a few of my favorite things.
This is so heartbreaking, but so true.Ā
And itās even more heartbreaking when you see the transition and how performative it is.
I was a camp counselor at a science/nature camp when I was 16, for a bunch of 10 and 11 yr old girls. And one day while we were waiting around for the naturalist to come get us to go on the dayās hike, the boys cabin we were grouped with was exploring the area and overturned a log and found a salamander. One of the boys picked it up and they brought it over.
My girls all went āewww, gross, keep it away!ā
ā¦right up until I said āwhoa, cool, can I see it?ā
This boy handed me the salamander and all of a sudden my girls were clustering around. They wanted to hold it. They were asking questions about it. They had stories of other times theyād seen a lizard or caught a frog or something. A couple of them went with some of the boys to look under another log and see if they could find another one.
All they had needed was permission to be curious, to show interest instead of disgust. And as soon as someone they were looking to for cues on āhow to be a girlā showed interest, as soon as they didnāt feel like they had to perform socially-acceptable girliness and pretend to be grossed out in order to gain adult approval, all that natural curiosity and the fascination most kids have for the natural world just came bubbling right up.
do not separate themā¦..
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Iāve been trying to find this post again for ages
Hereās one good thing to come out of 2020:
Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.
And she is freaking GORGEOUS!
As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and Iām going to share them with you.
First, and most obvious, her size:
This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill.Ā
Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex hadāby milesāthe strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. Thatās over six times greater than the current estimate of what AllosaurusĀ was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holderāthe estuarine crocodile. It didnāt have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed likeĀ Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth likeĀ CarcharodontosaurusĀ to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thingās jaws.
āHow did it find something to eat?ā I hear you asking. āIt canāt see something if it doesnāt move, right?ā
Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but thatās a big crock of shit.
Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animalsāincluding eagles, hawks, and owlsāand that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesnāt matter if you move or not, sheād be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. SoĀ pray she isnāt hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didnāt see you, sheād still smell you.Ā
If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldnāt hear her coming as much as youād feel her. Modern science indicates thatĀ T. Rex didnāt roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, youād most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldnāt know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then itās too lateāyou could try to run but sheād probably catch you.Ā Thereās plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and itās legitimately haunting.Ā Ā
To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.
ā¦and it is nothing if not magnificent.
I honestly expected like three notes, what happened!?
Palaeontologists are the ones providing the data and advice but donāt give them full credit, this life-sized sculpture was created by ARTISTS, the artist team of @bluerhinostudioā
They also created this Quetzalcoatlus that made the rounds online (image credit goes to National Geographic)
As well as many more amazing sculptures and dioramas, so please check them out here on Tumblr and on Instagram
They are currently working on a new Tyrannosaurus again which will be on display in Europe (image credit goes to Blue Rhino Studio)
Please give the amazing team of Blue Rhino Studio the credit they deserve
Not to kill the buzz but where are the feathers??
As it stands now, there is no evidence for or against feathers on Tyrannosaurus specifically, so either way to depict it would be equally accurate at the moment, if feathers are present they would be on the back and shoulder region as that is the only spot that doesnāt have preserved skin impressions
Below is a handful guide by Dr. Mark Witton who happens to be both a palaeontologist and an artist:
Fun fact! Sue officially uses they/them pronouns! Scientists donāt know if they were male or female. Because of that, and as a gesture of good will to the LGBT+ community, scientists officially use they/them pronouns to refer to SUE the T-Rex!
ā(Please, do not body-shame our T. rex. SUE is perfect just the way they are. And, yes, ātheyā is correct thereāscientists donāt know if SUE was male or female, so in the spirit of scientific accuracy and LGBTQ inclusivity, weāve transitioned to singular āthey/themā pronouns instead of calling SUE āsheā or āher.ā)ā
(Source: https://www.fieldmuseum.org/about/press/sue-t-rexs-new-suite )
āPlease, do not body-shame our T. rexā is the funniest thing Iāve seen in at least 20 minutes
there's somethig magical about people on nextdoor vehemently defending possums
asking out of genuine curiosity: whatās the problem with āadopt donāt shopā? (implied but not explained in a post you reblogged)
When itās applied to mill breeders and pet shops, Iām in complete agreement with it. If I remember right, thatās what it was originally MEANT to apply to. Then it became co-opted by Animal Rights Activists, who are generally against pet ownership completely. It became a blanket statement against breeders of any sort, vilifying responsible and ethical breeders and those who purchase from them.
So, four years ago, I started looking for a prospective service dog. It was natural for me to start my search within rescues, because most of them were known to me already. I look like a pretty good applicant: I work in rescues, I specialize in handling animals with difficult temperaments, I have vet records stretching back to when I came of age (basically, Iāve been fully responsible for my catsā vet care since I was 18), and all of my animals have either died of old age or random chance (Iāve never rehomed any of my personal animals for any reason, including health issues).
But it turned out to be borderline impossible.
The fact that I was looking for a service dog prospect was an immediate disqualification for most of them. This is because a lot of dogs (especially rescue dogs) wash out of training and canāt go on to become fully trained service dogs. Since most disabled people can only afford one or two dogs, most of these dogs are returned to the shelter/rescue. That knocked out about 60% of the rescues I was looking at.
Another rescue asked for an āapplication feeā, which smacks of a scam to me. It was around 40 dollars, but still. Thatās a shitty fucking thing to do. :/
Another priced their dogs around 800 dollars, which is on the low end range for popular purebred dogs from pet-quality breeders. There was no way I was going to pay 800 dollars for a dog with an unknown genetic background and no health testing if I could pay the same thing and get a dog WITH all that.
Another asked me to take pictures of my fenced in yard, including the gate and ALL the fencing. My land is 22 acres. While it IS fully fenced, many of the fences are inaccessible to me because theyāre on cliffs. There was no way I could physically get all the pictures.
Most require that you own a house. I rent.
Another rescue had a sneaky little addendum in their policy, stating that they can visit my home at ANY TIME without permission or knowledge and take the dog back within two weeks of adopting it. This place also had a very high adoption fee (around 500 dollars). I donāt remember the exact wording, but it was something along the lines of, āYouāre not ADOPTING this dog. This is a temporary foster for two weeks, and the adoption fee is non-refundable if we take the dog back within those two weeks, which we may do so at any time for any reason without your knowledge or permission.ā
I was feeling pretty good about the next rescue, until it came out that my pet reptiles are all intact. Like⦠theyāre non-breeding. But the fact that they werenāt spayed or neutered was enough, apparently, and I was denied. āCome back when theyāve been fixed,ā I was told. The fact that theyāre reptiles, housed separately, and literally have never made contact with each other was deemed irrelevant, as was the fact that attempting to alter a 50 gram gecko would likely kill her. It was the LOOK of things that was important, rather than the actual animal welfare.
The local poodle rescue had a waiting list of approximately 5 years.
There was no way I was going to wait that long. So I started looking at shelters. There are three in my travel radius (did I mention that, as a disabled person, my travel radius is quite small? Because it is). One was immediately knocked out because it has a long history of transphobia against me in particular. One was knocked out because it was going through a panleuk issue at the moment, so I wasnāt going to risk bringing it home or to work. The third was almost completely bully breed mixes, chihuahuas, or huskies (which are all fine breeds, but not compatible with my lifestyle).
Another issue with āadopt donāt shopā is that it implies ALL rescues/shelters are equal. They arenāt. Iāve also encountered some extremely unethical rescues who outright lie to adopters about an animalsā temperament or health. Iāve seen rescues who actively purchase puppies from mill auctions, because demand for ārescue purebreedsā is so high. This is especially common with cavalier spaniels and other in-demand small breeds.
I recently cut ties with a cat rescue who actively refused to report a bad breeder for animal abuse/neglectā-this breeder was mass-producing cats and not socializing them or treating them for heavy health issues. Every few months, theyād turn over whatever they couldnāt sell to the rescue and these cats were inevitably poorly socialized messes who couldnāt even be touched (and these were cats who required a high amount of grooming). The rescue didnāt want to turn the breeder in because these cats were in high demand; they were 100% sure guaranteed adoptions. People didnāt care that they werenāt healthy animals; they just wanted something pretty with a sob story.
Not every breeder is responsible. Not every rescue is responsible either. The saying SHOULD be āadopt responsibly, shop responsiblyā. On a purely pedantic note, you SHOULD be shopping responsibly regardless, because adopting is also shopping. You shouldnāt adopt the first cute animal with a sad backstory. You need to look into everything and make sure theyāre the right fit for you and your life.
I fully support rescues. But I also support breeding. My goal as a rescue worker is to create a world where every animal is born with a home already waiting for them and the shelters are empty. For that, we need breeders to keep producing healthy animals.
Basically, donāt vilify people who buy from responsible, ethical breeders. We have our reasons for doing so.
I honestly donāt understand why there arenāt more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, donāt simply distill it to the simplest of facts:
A forty hour work week is considered full time.
Itās considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
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Water lily harvest season in Vietnam.
-Water lily harvest season in Vietnam.
Credit: Trung Pham
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Sarah Biffin (1784-1850): The Artist Who Painted With Her Mouth
Full entry here. Patreon here. Books hereĀ ā yes, the second book is out!.Ā
And if youāre around HeroesCon in North Carolina this weekend, Iāll be there at Artist Alley table AA-1924! Come say hi!Ā
Art notes after the cut.
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(Early 19th Century Self-Portrait Image Source: Sarah Biffin | Art UK)Ā
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why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
you a bitch
Itās called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.
So an utterance like āyou a bitchā in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.
Whatās more, itās been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copulaĀ contractionĀ occurs in so-called āStandard American English.ā That is, the basic sentence āYou are greatā can become āYouāre greatā in SAE and āYou greatā in AAVE, but āI know who you areā cannot become āI know who youāreā in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get āI know who youā in AAVE.
In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.
This is the most intellectual drag Iāve ever read.