[zukoandtheoc]

anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art

taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make

i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture

just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive

[queerhollyleaf]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[unorginaldemonblog]

Every little cousin is like this

[c-53]

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[yournewfriendshouse]

[goondah]

[whitmanic]

Literally such a funny concept

[trans-shepard]

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

[girlfriemd]

Happy martin birthday

[backstepping]

bye to a real one… add your favourite smash mouth tweet

[redfagdiver]

Rest in peace king 🫡🫡🫡

[cryptotheism]

"Some cocks can't be un-sucked. But what if I told you..." [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] "...some could?"

[hanavbara]

do you guys ever think about dying? ✨

[scuffledig]

can i help you

[hotvampireadjacent]

He has the cilantro taste like soap gene

[draconym]

It’s been seven months since we were in the same place

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[vaor]

[vamire-willows14]

Okay, okay, hear me out but this…

As them…

I mean it’s perfect, Luz even calls Amity her Sweet Potato

[in-sufficientdata]

[endreal]

I wonder how many people learned this was a thing they could do by seeing the sign

[briearesea]

Well I for one just learned that. Thanks for the tip!

[deep-green-existentialist]

When I was landscaping I referred to this as "pirating a plant" since the original is still there but now I have a clone growing in my house and if that clone is successful I can prop it out to other people, like "seeding" but you know, no seeds just clones.

[rulingthumb]

[saturnlanes]

I touch the chair and it starts vibrating violently and smack me in the face and I ragdoll to the other side of the room

[softwaring]

[softwaring]

i posted this aug 9th last year and it’s just gotten WORSE

[angela-draws-stuff]

babies💞

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

[infectedwithnyanites]

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they'll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they're sitting on.