Illustrious in the Extreme

Rachel. 17. Canada. "“We have to dare to be ourselves, however frightening or strange that self may prove to be.” ― May Sarton

[webdead-deactivated20180525]

me: *sees someone calling a film “feminist propaganda”*

me: *adds it to my watch list*

[thebestoftumbling]

[mycroftrh]

“average person thinks Sherlock Holmes is awful, overrated, and should just die already” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person thinks Sherlock Holmes is a pretty cool dude. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who lives in a cave and tries to kill off Sherlock Holmes over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[illustriousintheextreme]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[vayena]

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

[illustriousintheextreme]

Netflix: Are you still watching "The X-Files"?

Me: idk Netflix, is the truth still out there???????

[zouisandchill-deactivated201605]

@zac efron

i guess we werent all in this together, were we???

[residuetheory]

Troll! In the dungeon! Thought you ought to know. xoxo gossip Quirrell

[lesbianshepard]

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

[galchenuk]

the second best part is that it actually works

[nickyflowers]

what does html stand for?

[theantigovernor]

hypertext markup language

[nickyflowers]

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

[bussytwink]

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

[ed-ingle]

[ratherthepoint]

Lestrade is such a great guy though Sherlock wants to dig up a 150-year-old body and everyone’s like “Sherlock no that’s stupid” and poor, sweet Lestrade is just there like “Ok give me a shovel I’ll help” what a great friend I love Lestrade he deserves better

[unclepolymer]

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

[carlsagan]

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

[illustriousintheextreme]

When u are a trained musician

Person: is flat

Me: screams

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

Star Wars?

Why the fuck would you go to war with stars? You fools. You can’t win. Just look at how many there are.