favorite lines from the lightning thief musical:
"look! i didn't want to be a half blood"
"i didn't want to cause trouble, trouble / i'm less a player and more the played"
"grover you are a good friend / aw, dude i'm your only friend"
"i've heard much about you, percy jackson / that's very dedicated for a substitute"
"you think i'm trouble just like everyone else"
"so if you think you are a half-blood, better get headed to the exits now / cause folks will think you're lying, better run and don't start crying / cause you're monster chow"
"stick around and maybe you'll learn from me, this ain't odysseus' odyssey"
"nobody listens to me, they never listen / nobody listens to me they never listen, oh (dude you got expelled)"
"i'll show you where i met your dad, he'd be proud of his son"
"normal is a myth / everyone has issues they're dealing with"
"the things that make you different / are the very things that make you strong"
"awesome! hey, ground beef!"
"am i dead or am i dreaming"
"oh look, a strange man in a hawaiian shirt"
"i've never seen a face as beautiful as- / you drool when you sleep"
"did you say half-god? / yeah and i half-care"
"you say the gods are real? then how could they let that happen?"
"so if my dad's a god, i'd like to know which one, he's got a lot to answer for"
"all this time i thought my dad was some deadbeat turns out / he's a deadbeat god"
"and if they don't? / then no one can blame you for holding a grudge so hey, you're not alone"
"prepare to be pulverized, newbie"
"what about me, i don't know my talent yet / i have a special job for you, go to the boys bathroom / and? / stay there? it's your first day, we don't want you messing things up"
"maybe the minotaur died from a case, of laughing too hard from seeing your stupid face"
"look, captain crazy but the flag ain't here, you've got some issue with me it's pretty clear"
"why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? is the food here really that bad?"
"oh things couldn't be worse, when your parents run the universe"
"chiron! who's your dad? / oh, well, my father is kronos. remember my lecture, he ate his children"
"so my dad is some god, that's great i guess, did he not want me or not want the stress? too bad he's the worst and my life is a mess, oh no"
"everything i ever do is wrong, never find where i belong"
"i never try to do anything, i never mean to hurt anyone"
"but no one will ever take my side, all i ever do is take the fall"
"and now i finally find a haven, somewhere safe, where i can stay, until it's: pack your bags percy bow go your own way"
"all you get are bad grades, a bum rap, a bad rep, and a good smack and no friends, and no home, and no mom... she's taken away"
"you need me too, seaweed brain"
"i've got mad battle strategy, my mom will be impressed"
"shoes. awesome. / shoes with wings? now that id awesome!"
"look for DOA records / it's a record company? actually i am not surprised"
"guys, we just exploded a bus"
"we're lost in the woods, somewhere in new jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA"
"i am not saying sorry to a squirrel"
"i've always been a smart girl / but smart girl only gets a girl so far"
"my grand plan is that i will be remembered"
"always been a tough girl, cause most girls never win if they're polite"
"and your step-mom treats you like a freak, and your dad won't give you the time of day, and your mom won't trust you with a quest, so the best thing you can do is run away"
"all your worries come in flurries, but we bested freakin' furies!"
"look, the gateway arch! / look, a lady with a puppy!"
"do we have enough drachmas for an uber?"
"why, my brother and i arrived just yesterday: may first, 1939!"
"and maybe if i'd been a little bit braver, maybe if i stayed behind to fight / but maybe doesn't let me go back and save her, maybe doesn't make it alright"
"no hope of survival, you're dead on arrival"
"i ferry the souls of the newly deceased, i got a sweet ride, it was newly leased"
"who has two turntables and three sick heads? everybody give it up for dj cerberus!"
"what belongs to the sea can always return"
"it's a seashell...no. it's a gift from a god"
"maybe my dad wasn't always there, maybe he never knew how to care / but hey, that's life and life ain't fair"
"plus a half-goat with a great goatee"
"cause you're the two best friends this screw up ever had"
"you may be a god but you're going down all the same"
"you think the god of war is afraid of a little water? / how do you feel about a lot of it?"
"i've been here since i was a kid / i did everything they ever asked, yeah i did"
"it doesn't pay to be a good kid, a good kid, a good son / the gods were never on our side, so i think it's time we watch them fall / and soon you'll see what i did, soon they'll be no gods at all"
"don't feel bad cause we're usually about to die"
"no i'm never gonna once have it easy, i'll make mistakes, but my own and it frees me"
"we don't know who to blame but it's a battle all the same / and it's real this time it ain't some game"
"percy will find a way / don't make me gag, percy couldn't find his way out of a paper bag"
"my mom doesn't believe in war / oh, yeah? then why does she keep texting my dad? / woah"
"this fight is gonna be one hell of a clencher, prissy percy's gonna lose his poseidon adventure"
"he must be protected / i won't be rejected"
"i may fail but that doesn't mean that i won't try"
"the weight of the world's on my shoulders / like atlas is crushing me down / we're not brave, we're not strong, we're not soldiers / my heart's just a drum and damn does it pound"
"i'm not leaving your side 'til we find what matters / i'm not leaving your side 'til we're back home / i'm not leaving your side 'til you're remembered"
"guys, calm it down with all life's stresses / it ain't worth cleaning up your parent's messes"
"it's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god"
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