evelyn & celia. i’ve been re-reading the seven husbands of evelyn hugo
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evelyn & celia. i’ve been re-reading the seven husbands of evelyn hugo
Nico: if i had a nickel for everytime my older sister figure joined the Hunters, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
bitches be like im fine and then put "good kid" and "my grand plan" on repeat for hours
why therapy when tlt musical exists.
uh hi so!
i wrote this webpage that walks u thru looking after yourself when you know a thought is making you spiral. deployed it publicly bc i wanted it on mobile and i thought other people might like it too
check it oot
You're a hero op
I don’t know if op is aware of this, but this is very similar to a method I know about from therapy. If you can’t pick out the flawed parts of the thought, you can say it in a ridiculous voice to make it seem less valid. It really works! (For me at least)
Separating yourself from the thought can also help. It’s sometimes easier to look critically at something when you’re not the one who said it. This also reminds of thinking traps, which have helped me tremendously with my social anxiety.
(tip: be careful with number 2, ‘Emotional reasoning’. While just because you feel something doesn’t mean it’s true, simultaneously, your emotions are never wrong. They may come from thoughts not based in reality, but your emotions make sense from the thought that it stemmed from. I.e. “I forgot to submit my assignment on time. I am so dumb.”--> shame, anger. You are not dumb because you didn’t submit the assignment on time. AND it makes sense that you feel ashamed if you are telling yourself that you’re dumb.)
hello op here! yeah, this website came about because i wanted to put all of my skills from two years of therapy into one place, so i could access them easily when spiraling.
my therapist and i spent a session printing out pictures of ben shapiro and drawing speech bubbles where he would say the bad thoughts i have about myself. VERY funny in terms of situations to be in but very effective in terms of therapy.
i’m glad you recognise the skills in this and that it’s effective for you!
all the best mental health hacks are a bit cursed
memes nina would (make and) send to the crows’s gc
favorite lines from the lightning thief musical:
"look! i didn't want to be a half blood"
"i didn't want to cause trouble, trouble / i'm less a player and more the played"
"grover you are a good friend / aw, dude i'm your only friend"
"i've heard much about you, percy jackson / that's very dedicated for a substitute"
"you think i'm trouble just like everyone else"
"so if you think you are a half-blood, better get headed to the exits now / cause folks will think you're lying, better run and don't start crying / cause you're monster chow"
"stick around and maybe you'll learn from me, this ain't odysseus' odyssey"
"nobody listens to me, they never listen / nobody listens to me they never listen, oh (dude you got expelled)"
"i'll show you where i met your dad, he'd be proud of his son"
"normal is a myth / everyone has issues they're dealing with"
"the things that make you different / are the very things that make you strong"
"awesome! hey, ground beef!"
"am i dead or am i dreaming"
"oh look, a strange man in a hawaiian shirt"
"i've never seen a face as beautiful as- / you drool when you sleep"
"did you say half-god? / yeah and i half-care"
"you say the gods are real? then how could they let that happen?"
"so if my dad's a god, i'd like to know which one, he's got a lot to answer for"
"all this time i thought my dad was some deadbeat turns out / he's a deadbeat god"
"and if they don't? / then no one can blame you for holding a grudge so hey, you're not alone"
"prepare to be pulverized, newbie"
"what about me, i don't know my talent yet / i have a special job for you, go to the boys bathroom / and? / stay there? it's your first day, we don't want you messing things up"
"maybe the minotaur died from a case, of laughing too hard from seeing your stupid face"
"look, captain crazy but the flag ain't here, you've got some issue with me it's pretty clear"
"why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? is the food here really that bad?"
"oh things couldn't be worse, when your parents run the universe"
"chiron! who's your dad? / oh, well, my father is kronos. remember my lecture, he ate his children"
"so my dad is some god, that's great i guess, did he not want me or not want the stress? too bad he's the worst and my life is a mess, oh no"
"everything i ever do is wrong, never find where i belong"
"i never try to do anything, i never mean to hurt anyone"
"but no one will ever take my side, all i ever do is take the fall"
"and now i finally find a haven, somewhere safe, where i can stay, until it's: pack your bags percy bow go your own way"
"all you get are bad grades, a bum rap, a bad rep, and a good smack and no friends, and no home, and no mom... she's taken away"
"you need me too, seaweed brain"
"i've got mad battle strategy, my mom will be impressed"
"shoes. awesome. / shoes with wings? now that id awesome!"
"look for DOA records / it's a record company? actually i am not surprised"
"guys, we just exploded a bus"
"we're lost in the woods, somewhere in new jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA"
"i am not saying sorry to a squirrel"
"i've always been a smart girl / but smart girl only gets a girl so far"
"my grand plan is that i will be remembered"
"always been a tough girl, cause most girls never win if they're polite"
"and your step-mom treats you like a freak, and your dad won't give you the time of day, and your mom won't trust you with a quest, so the best thing you can do is run away"
"all your worries come in flurries, but we bested freakin' furies!"
"look, the gateway arch! / look, a lady with a puppy!"
"do we have enough drachmas for an uber?"
"why, my brother and i arrived just yesterday: may first, 1939!"
"this is....scary"
"and maybe if i'd been a little bit braver, maybe if i stayed behind to fight / but maybe doesn't let me go back and save her, maybe doesn't make it alright"
"no hope of survival, you're dead on arrival"
"i ferry the souls of the newly deceased, i got a sweet ride, it was newly leased"
"who has two turntables and three sick heads? everybody give it up for dj cerberus!"
"what belongs to the sea can always return"
"it's a seashell...no. it's a gift from a god"
"maybe my dad wasn't always there, maybe he never knew how to care / but hey, that's life and life ain't fair"
"plus a half-goat with a great goatee"
"cause you're the two best friends this screw up ever had"
"you may be a god but you're going down all the same"
"you think the god of war is afraid of a little water? / how do you feel about a lot of it?"
"i've been here since i was a kid / i did everything they ever asked, yeah i did"
"it doesn't pay to be a good kid, a good kid, a good son / the gods were never on our side, so i think it's time we watch them fall / and soon you'll see what i did, soon they'll be no gods at all"
"don't feel bad cause we're usually about to die"
"no i'm never gonna once have it easy, i'll make mistakes, but my own and it frees me"
BONUS TRACKS:
"we don't know who to blame but it's a battle all the same / and it's real this time it ain't some game"
"percy will find a way / don't make me gag, percy couldn't find his way out of a paper bag"
"my mom doesn't believe in war / oh, yeah? then why does she keep texting my dad? / woah"
"this fight is gonna be one hell of a clencher, prissy percy's gonna lose his poseidon adventure"
"he must be protected / i won't be rejected"
"i may fail but that doesn't mean that i won't try"
"the weight of the world's on my shoulders / like atlas is crushing me down / we're not brave, we're not strong, we're not soldiers / my heart's just a drum and damn does it pound"
"i'm not leaving your side 'til we find what matters / i'm not leaving your side 'til we're back home / i'm not leaving your side 'til you're remembered"
"guys, calm it down with all life's stresses / it ain't worth cleaning up your parent's messes"
"it's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god"
this is what it’s like to have anxiety
i just think its neat that the end of their songs point to each other <3
TLT MUSICAL WAS SO REAL
Wylan: Matthias has been pulling a door that says push for 5 minutes and now it would be awkward-
Jesper: Matthias pull it harder!1!1!
Matthias:
Matthias: *rips the door off its hinges*
Omnipotent Villain: “Look pathetic little hero! See how outmatched you are? What do you have with you that could possibly beat my un-killable army?
Hero (who learned about their status at max 5 years ago): “You’re right. All I have is childhood trauma, the bare minimum of training for this moment, one special magical weapon, the weight of the world on my shoulders, an unfounded sense of nobility pushing me to go on despite unknowable odds, and the power of friendship.”
Villain (whose omnipotence extends to a good working knowledge of fictional tropes): “Uhhhhhhhh…..”
Hero: “Come now! I have bid goodbye to my doomed love interest and am prepared to die for my cause!”
Villain: “I’m just gonna….. go…. Check something.”
************CUT TO SECRET THRONE ROOM OF BIGGER, WORSE, SECRET SECONDARY VILLAIN PREPPING FOR THE SEQUEL********
Villain 1: “My Lord! We must retreat and give up the scheme! The hero is unbeatable! They have arrived to battle armed with an ancient protection!”
Villain 2: “What kind of protection My Servant? A special suit of armor? An immense spell?”
Villain 1: “Worse my lord. So much worse.”
Villain 2: “Name it!l”
Villain 1: “My Lord they had *shudders* plot armor.”
Villain 2: *Gasps*
Jesper: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying
Jesper: like damn if people did that to other people i would have died years ago
jesper fahey and leo valdez kin each other real
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
If I’m ever gonna make a movie with cool weird alien features I’m first gonna ask the internet for weird, wonderful places on earth to look at for inspiration.
I’d like to contribute!
Namib-Naukluft Park in Namibia
Cave of Crystals, Mexico
Socotra Island, Yemen
Crooked Forest, Poland (look at their funky little trunks they look like they’re doing the Michael Jackson lean)
y'all know what would be a SERVE? caleo breaking up post toa. calypso joining the hunters. leo slowly learning to love himself. him realising that he doesn't need a significant other to feel... full. happy. oh and liper development i miss them
+ random hc, ace leo idk why but ya
HOO characters as Tumblr quotes
Piper:
"We as a society need more homoerotic lesbian fight scenes
Will:
"I am trying to yee-haw but things are not rootin' and tootin' "
Frank:
"The threat of having small talk with the cashier draws closer "
Nico:
"I'll live, but that's the problem"
Jason:
"My body is a dumpster and the raccoons are hungry"
Leo:
"Sorry for traumadumping do you still think I'm pretty"
Hazel:
"Oh no! my anxiety just became apathy, anyways...."
Percy:
"I thought I was at the bottom but somehow I fell off "
Annabeth:
"Hot bitches can't spell and I'm proof :)"
Ok the gods love being honored, and they kind of need mortals to recognize them as dieties to survive, right? So now I’m imagining the gods just constantly revealing themselves to mortals for attention but the Mist keeps stopping it from working
*Apollo shoots 100 arrows with perfect aim in under a minute* Mortal: did you see all those birds that just flew by Apollo: are you fucking kidding me
*Zeus blasts lightning in a perfect circle around someone* Mortal: woah crazy storm going on amirite Zeus: did you- did you not just see that
Aphrodite: this belt will make any man fall in love with you Mortal: but can it pay off my student loans Aphrodite: well, no- Mortal: uninterested thank you for offering
*mortal opens door to Hephaestus, 15 feet tall, standing in front of a ton of automatons and inventions* Mortal: no thank you, I have enough subscriptions Hephaestus: but don’t you want- Mortal: pass
*Demeter makes crops grow in seconds where there was only an empty field before* Mortal: hasn’t that always been there Demeter: *literally pulling her hair out*
*Poseidon emerges out of a fountain, holding his trident, water literally flowing off his body and back into the fountain* Mortal: nice costume buddy but Halloween was last week Poseidon: I’ll literally kill you
Small ways in which the demigod squad would be good friends to you:
Leo: says “I’m listening” when you’re talking in a group and no one is paying attention to you
Nico: randomly shows up at your house with your favorite flavor of ice cream that you didn’t even know he knew because you “carried yourself differently than normal and seemed upset”
Annabeth: makes video montages of the two of you together
Piper: holds your hand when a topic is being discussed that she knows makes you uncomfortable
Jason: sends you every video he finds that he thinks you would find funny (it’s a little annoying sometimes but you appreciate it)
Percy: brings you cookies that he made because he thinks you’ll want to try them
Frank: listens to you rant for an hour and genuinely listens. He gives advice after if you want it, but knows sometimes you just need someone to hear you
Reyna: designated driver whenever you need it, no judgement or questions.
Will: makes playlists for you, some of them based on things you listened to together, some just songs he thinks you’ll like, some songs he said made him think of you when he heard them
Hazel: watches any tv show you recommend and sends you all her thoughts to make sure you know she’s paying attention