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Love Television Series/Movie quotes? Then you've come to the right place. This blog contains some of the best quotes from some of the greates Television series and films, I hope you enjoy your stay here! Thanks

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Might I have your first name, Mr. Head, and tell me it isn't Dick.

Buddy - Anger Management

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Let me explain something to you, Dave. There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store.

Buddy - Anger Management

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You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money.

Don Corleone - The Godfather 

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I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Don Corleone - The Godfather 

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If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly

Walter White - Breaking Bad

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“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.

Gus Fring - Breaking Bad

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This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!

Tuco - Breaking Bad

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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us

Gandalf - The Lord Of The Rings | The Fellowship Of The Ring 

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End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Gandalf - Lord Of The Rings | The Return Of The King 

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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Galadriel - Lord Of The Rings | Fellowship Of The Ring 

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By the power of Greyskull!

Andy Butterman - Hot Fuzz 

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Stop, or the ginger-nut gets it!

Simon Skinner - Hot Fuzz 

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Are you kidding me? I've driven all this way and nobody wants to get pissed on?

Wetwork Man - Horrible Bosses

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Why would you put his whole bathroom in your ass?

Dale Arbus - Horrible Bosses 

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When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom. She was laying there, naked. She'd been drinking all night. And I snuck up behind her. And I slipped my fingers...into her purse. And I took her money. The whole weeks pay. I really fucked her over and that's how I got the name, Motherfucker Jones.

Motherfucker - Horrible Bosses

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Surprise Motherfucker.

Dokes - Dexter

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Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’

Heisenberg - Breaking Bad