Ilral Cilobad @ilral - Tumblr Blog

Sorry nobody seems to appreciate my love story, it as actually really magical when it was happening. I have better things to do at this point in my life, but make sure to stop by and fight me when I’m campaigning for full marriage equality.

ilral

Not full marriage equality, just the kind that helps you get off.

exploring-nonmonogamy

???? You don’t even know me, what marriage equality are you saying I don’t support, I support all consenting adults

ilral

And yet I’ve seen no posts on your blog about anything other than monogamous straight incest. Ironic.

exploring-nonmonogamy

Sorry nobody seems to appreciate my love story, it as actually really magical when it was happening. I have better things to do at this point in my life, but make sure to stop by and fight me when I’m campaigning for full marriage equality.

ilral

Not full marriage equality, just the kind that helps you get off.

racistspiderman

that blog is an actual goldmine of hedonism

crownedpatriot

The cousin fucker one

racistspiderman

Dude she’s into older men, nudism, polyamory, orgies and BDSM and she has the face of a potato

exploring-nonmonogamy

Thanks, not really the orgies one though

racistspiderman

that doesn’t make it any better If you hadn’t said that incestual marriages should be allowed despite genetic defects on that one post I literally would have never found you and your weird proclivities what you do/did is wrong, but at least keep it to your fucking self and don’t try and argue to decriminalise it jesus christ

exploring-nonmonogamy

It’s not wrong, people have sick children all the time that doesn’t make it their fault. It’s more about luck and lifestyle habits. Trying to prevent it by criminalization incest is eugenics. Also, not all couples want to have children, and some cousins can’t because they’re same sex.

r-ssjm

what pill is this

whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti

no pill, just too much porn.

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster

Cum Pill

succulentskeleton-deactivated20

why is it that people with no eyebrows fuck their cousins ?? must be studied further

exploring-nonmonogamy

This is the only valid criticism of me, that I have no eyebrows, but is actually not exclusive to ppl with very light eyebrows. Everyone has a cousin fucker in their family tree

ilral

Everyone has a monkey(-ish animal) in their family tree, and yet we don’t fuck mandrills.

Incest is wrong for the same reason using non-medical drugs or boxing during pregnancy is—it creates a small but very real possibility that you’ve crippled your child for life in exchange for personal gratification. It also often, but not always, enables toxic family dynamics.

There are seven(probably more like five but I’m on mobile so it’s hard to look up how many non-minors are in the world) billion people in the world that you’re allowed to fuck, so why bother with the one set of people who you invite a range of medical and social risks by fucking? Other than that you have a fetish, I guess, but furries seem to be able to handle it, so why can’t you?

kpsketches

“This is so cliché..”

Eh.

ilral

I would have watched TSS if these two cuties were in it!

allodiscourse

what an orientation is:

who you’re attracted to

what an orientation isn’t:

when you experience atraction

how you experience attraction

how much attraction you experience

what being LGBT is:

attraction to the same gender

being trans/NB

what being LGBT isn’t:

not feeling sexual attraction

not feeling romantic attraction

only feeling romantic/sexual attraction sometimes

thewolfbroughtindoors

You’re a disgusting subhuman.

allodiscourse

calling LGBT people subhuman:

nothing new

ilral

How is “nobody” not an answer to “who you’re attracted to”? “Everybody” is a valid answer, if you actually read the acronym.

shinobicyrus

Y’know what I’m tired of?

That stock sci-fi story where aliens arrive and take over the world, and they’re seen as saviors bringing technology and progress but are secretly malevolent and evil tyrants, but the only ones that realize it are the plucky, gruff, outgunned Resistance fighting for humanity and Freedom™!

How about a story where the noble Resistence are actually a bunch of backward racist terrorists attacking the imperfect but well-meaning aliens along with a slowly blossoming cross-cultural symbiotic society because whaddya know, humans finally start thinking of the big picture and getting their shit together but the well-armed xenophobic relics of a bygone little-world can’t stand it and lash out violently. How about that?

ilral

op only supports ADVENT because they want a big tiddy snake gf, but go off i guess

thatsbrutaldude

Lick Lick

#dsajfaidoas #she!

glumshoe

what if you were to create a conscious robot and you’re like “hey I’ll let you pick whatever physical form you want, you’re my child and I support you, I do not wish to objectify you by imposing my own will upon your identity!”

but your robot comes back with a picture of a real big tiddy anime girl

“….this is. specifically what I was trying to avoid.”

youkaihime

… then love and support your new animu daughter?

glumshoe

I mean, yes, obviously, but first you have the responsibility to figure out what about “big tiddy anime girl” appeals to her and to explain how that form will affect how she is perceived and treated by other people. Give social context for the designs she is considering so that she can make an informed decision that reflects her desires. And… maybe make sure she knows about dinosaurs, and that ‘dinosaur robot’ is an option available to her… just in case she’d like to reconsider…

wiiindyblathers

What if she wants detachable bomb tiddies to go with the dinosaur form

glumshoe

I sit her down and we have a very serious talk why she feels the need to be armed with extremely destructive weaponry. I am happy to outfit her with self-defense mechanisms, like taser eyes, bullet-proof plating, and maybe a multitool wrist with knife attachments, but if she’s been exposed to KILL ALL HUMANS robo-extremist propaganda, I want to nip that in the bud and like. Take her on a camping trip and try to instill a sense of the intrinsic value of life in all its incarnations.

If she really wants to be a combat droid, I’ll support her, but I’ll try to steer her away from becoming a soldier and towards auditioning for Battlebots. It might not be the life I envisioned for her, but I’ll be in the audience cheering her on and set aside a savings account to pay for repairs from a very good mechanic.

missoyashirou

What if your dinosaur warbot daughter brings home a robot girlfriend, who herself is a big tiddy anime girl?

glumshoe

I mean, I’d want to get to know her girlfriend and make sure she was treating my dinosaur warbot daughter right, and remind them to practice safe file-sharing and always use an antivirus program.