[fassmember]

Shane: okay so every hockey team has a designated player that has to go to the other team’s locker room for them to fuck if they win—

Ilya: so my team beat your team?

Shane: …never mind we’re not doing this one.

[girlsgirllesbian]

very shane and ilya coded imho

[argillaforma]

okay but pre tuna meltdown shane was probably so confused why ilya was pulling him against his chest and playing with his hair he probably thought oh okay we’re getting ready for round two but ilya’s hand doesn’t leave his hair so shane is like okay i guess he wants me to initiate because this is what we do we don’t just do cuddling we only do it pre sex or post sex we don’t just cuddle just to cuddle and so shane starts making his way down ilya’s stomach because he doesn’t think he can have one without the other

[ilyas-left-nut]

ilya’s trying so HARD to act nonchalant here it’s actually comical, when we ALL know that man is seconds away from begging on his hands n knees

[bugslibraryy]

Everytime Ilya gets injured he’s all soft and pouty asking Shane to kiss it better please 😳🥺 pls my Shane only ur kiss can save me 😪👀💗

[hudconera]

this man is the sluttiest thing to ever exist

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya kissing Shane’s eyelids, like right over his dark straight eyelashes. He tries to give Shane a hickie just very next to the sensitive skin of his eye. Shane calling Ilya a leech while love hearts are pouring out of his eyes

[queerturnofphrase]

[mojoscircus]

We don’t discuss this shot of Shane enough

[liminalmess]

ok i need to go tf to sleep but one more thot before i do that

#myhypothesis is part of the reason Ilya looks like he’s reaching nirvana while frotting on his couch other than being in love is because Shane is taking charge a bit as a little treat and Ilya is so so gone for that like he is very into their dynamic of him leading most of the time obviously but that’s exactly why it’s also kind of special when shane is just like i need this so bad rn im gonna just take it and the you gonna come for me rozanov is like !!!! def sending Ilya to the fucking moon from a handy and frotting like who’s with me

[experienceandobservation]

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[my-2nd-account]

That moment when Ilya can't keep Shane's name trapped inside him anymore and it bursts out of him as if it has been building up and gaining power and boiling inside for eight years begging to be released. And you can see the surprise on Shane's face for one second and then the sound of his name in Ilya's voice spoken against his lips for the first time tips him over the edge and he comes with the echoes of the Russian accent that's been haunting him for years wrapping around letters that he has heard all his life but never like this. And Ilya comes right after him and the only thing in Shane's mind is Rozanov Ilya asked me to stay Rozanov Ilya cuddled with me and we took a nap together Rozanov Ilya gave me his clothes Rozanov Ilya has my comfort drink in his fridge Rozanov Ilya made me food Rozanov Ilya just came in my hand and I tasted my name on his lips Rozanov "Ilya"

[my-2nd-account]

That moment when Ilya can't keep Shane's name trapped inside him anymore and it bursts out of him as if it has been building up and gaining power and boiling inside for eight years begging to be released. And you can see the surprise on Shane's face for one second and then the sound of his name in Ilya's voice spoken against his lips for the first time tips him over the edge and he comes with the echoes of the Russian accent that's been haunting him for years wrapping around letters that he has heard all his life but never like this. And Ilya comes right after him and the only thing in Shane's mind is Rozanov Ilya asked me to stay Rozanov Ilya cuddled with me and we took a nap together Rozanov Ilya gave me his clothes Rozanov Ilya has my comfort drink in his fridge Rozanov Ilya made me food Rozanov Ilya just came in my hand and I tasted my name on his lips Rozanov "Ilya"

[70socialite]

Shane wearing his lingerie set (backwards hat, jockstrap and socks) while riding Ilya.

[stonermossprince]

shane sleepily murmuring "baby i need you" and letting ilya manhandle him into position and finger him nice and slow just until hes loose enough for ilya to thrust in, dirty russian words breathed against shanes warm cheek and lips and ear, them trading soft kisses that are mostly air and tongue until they fall apart together lax and sated

[icaruswar]

Svetlana took these pictures on Shane and Ilya's wedding day on her polaroid camera while Ilya was getting ready. She thinks she can almost see the glimpses of her Ilyushka, the carefree, naughty but a very kind boy she had become friends with in primary school. He is absolutely glowing, all the years of heartbreak and trauma finally begining to take a backseat in his life. It makes her cry a bit.

Shane receives these polaroids in a small envelope from her after their wedding ceremony.

He chuckles through his tears when he flips one of them to find a handwritten message.

“Fragile item, handle with care. (no, im not talking about the polaroids.)

~ Svetlana”

Shane gets them laminated immediately. One, he files carefully along their original marriage certificate, and the other one with Sveta's message written on it takes residence in his wallet permanently.

Ilya doesn't find out about this for a very long time.

One random day when he goes to retrieve a receipt from Shane's wallet that shane himself had asked for, he opens the wallet to find his own face, smiling big at him.

Seeing that Ilya hasn't returned with the receipt for so long, Shane goes looking for him. He steps into their bedroom and finds Ilya sitting on their bed with his wallet open in one hand and— a polaroid in the other. He is sniffing into his elbow, stray tears rolling down his chin and onto his neck. Shane wordlessly walks upto his husband and engulfs him into a big hug. With Ilya's face on his belly, he feels the tears soaking through his shirt. Neither of them speak anything, they just stay there swaying together in comfortable silence.

It is very fragile. Shane hopes he's handling it with care.

[jewelcoatfish]

shane and ilya are best friends. no not in a childhood friends to lovers AU (although im a sucker for those), they are, canonically, genuinely best friends. they enjoy spending time together, tease each other endlessly, like doing bro stuff (kicking a ball) together, and they talk to each other about everything (albeit except their own feelings for a while lmao), but i feel like once they got into the rhythm of playing together, they are genuinely just best friends AND lovers.

they have a secret language with their eyes and bodies, they have a secret handshake (ilya wanted it), they have codewords (shane wanted it), they have inside jokes, they tease and laugh and they gossip together and it’s just so so best friends and obviously they love each other so much but they also like each other. because they are best friends. they know each other in every way that matters, and it’s so fucking lovely.