ostomates are really great

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[outburstsoftheordinary]

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[abigboysblog]

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

[deanwinchesterisadorable]

https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/

“Vestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.

When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.”

“Here are a few ways to support your child’s vestibular sense:

Spinning in circles.

Using a Merry-Go-Round.

Rolling down a hill.

Spinning on a swing.

Going upside down.

Climbing trees.

Rocking.

Jumping rope.

Summersaults or cartwheels.

Using monkey bars.

Skating.

Going backwards.

Swimming.

Dancing.

Wheel-barrel walks.”

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.

Kids love this because they NEED it.

[severalowls]

In other words: Don’t forget to calibrate your child’s GPS!

[roseyturtles]

YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH

[hellyeahheroes]

Sony Makes Into the Spider-Verse Software Free and Open Source

Sony has released one of the programs that was used to make Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse as open source software.

Sony Pictures Imageworks has made the color management tool OpenColorIO—which was used to create the recent hit animated film Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse—available to the open source community. The tool has now become the second software project of the Academy Software Foundation (ASWF), a Linux Foundation-owned open source association.

In addition to Into the Spider-Verse, OpenColorIO has been used in the production of such other films as Hotel Transylvania 3, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Alice and Wonderland.

[brieflyshadywolf]

DUDE

[karshmallow]

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

[marvellegends]

Smooth Miles being smooth.

[therightprometheanfire]

[heelsandswords]

#every single spider person in the multiverse has to share their one braincell it’s really tragic for them

[artemis-the-sinister]

Part of me thinks Gwen shouldn’t be counted in this, the other part remembers the “Gwanda” scene

[seananmcguire]

As the current writer of Spider-Gwen, she should absolutely be counted in this.

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I talk like Timothy chalamet in lady bird

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[victoria-pedretti]

Kate Siegel as Theodora Crain in The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

[lithicc]

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

[howmanymoredays-deactivated2013]

Thank you.

[myvaginaisanuclearreactor-deact]

I will always re-blog this

[skywritingg]

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

[mexica-boricua-deactivated20180]

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

[thewellofastarael]

[manynamedshe]

I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

[nyokoko]

Teach the children.

[fifty-shadesofgay]

also, cowboy culture was hella gay. like, write-poems-about-your-cowboy-partner gay.

IF people acknowledge it, they play the necessity card– there weren’t any women out on the range, so they had to “resort to men.” this claim completely erases 1) the romantic (not just sexual) writings of actual cowboys, 2) the acknowledgement of cowboys’ potential homosexual activity by writers at the time, and 3) the possibility that some men would deliberately become cowboys with the intent to seek out homosexual encounters.

no one wants to admit it, but cowboy culture was just. so inherently gay.

[scandinavianindian]

Im here for the gay POC cowboys

[what-even-is-thiss]

Can all the lesbians on my dash just hand the pretty girl a shiny rock or something already? I’m worried about you guys.

[anxiousconstantly]

S c a r y

[what-even-is-thiss]

You go out there and claim your happy ending right now young lady. Grab it by the horns.

[madd-catter]

Pretty girls with horns???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Nope, no, it’s… it’s an expression.

[smol-gay-werewolf]

I want a pretty girl with horns…

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve decided to not make motivational posts directed at lesbians anymore.

[madd-catter]

That’s fair.

[owlgoddess24]

Wait but is there a pretty girl with horns?

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is over, lesbians. Go home.

[ilyostomy]

I swear I read a book series about a pretty girl with horns.

[odditymall]

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

This some of that James Bond shit.

[justsomefuckingguy]

Swiss Army Hairclip

[grandenchanterfiona]

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

FINALLY!!!

[naamahdarling]

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

[fearlessjones]

this is some Kingsman shit right here

[mageofcolors]

@mysterysolver

[literalbirdperson]

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

[aerois]

Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious

[wolfoflightandearth]

@aerois yo I love totally spies, that shit was the bomb. And you’re right this is totally something they would have

[bouquetoftwelve]

Hairclips that function like this terrified me as a child! Now I feel validated in that!

[spookydaze]

When people can accept dragons, giants and fucking ice zombies in a show but black people is too far for their imagination to stretch 😂😂😂

[expiredpineapplecans]

[dacvntgod]

The show has DRAGONS for fucks sake it shouldnt be hard to throw in more POC

[punkartwantstew]

[lynati]

The primary reason people think there weren’t people of color in those areas in those times is because MEDIA NEVER PORTRAYS THEM AS BEING THERE.

[ilyostomy]

Yes let’s all remember othello rn but don’t watch the version where a white guy plays him.

[my-dc-universe]

Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.

[patrickdiomedes]

#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’

[itswalky]

did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal

[katjohnadams]

HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN WORK? HE IS LITERALLY LIKE, 90% REVEAL

[furbygoth]

I downloaded tiktok for the sole purpose of making this, pls enjoy the fruits of my labor

[catastrophiccastellan]

@strange-aeons this SCREAMS you

[the-horror-lies-within]

This post shot me 3 times

[thestardazed-deactivated2020072]

| s p i d e r v e r s e | 🕷

I’ve drawn Gwen but not Miles! So I fixed that.

[saltymommie]

Sings a version of “rose colored boy” by paramore called “dirt covered girl” to my frog

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Dirt coveres girl,

Hear you making all that noise

About the bugs you want to eat!

[jessiemieli]

our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

[ilyostomy]

God this Ferris beuller reference was great. Surprising Ferris was much more graceful.

[niknak79]

[moving-assbanditkirk-blog]

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

[truthandglory-deactivated201409]

Two things to know about Canada!

We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.

We are sorry if you don’t

[favabean05]

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.

The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals

She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.

She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage

When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.

It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs

McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case

So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

[siphersaysstuff]

MORE FUN FACTS:

9. The woman who was burned was not driving the car, she was a passenger.

10. The car was not in motion when she was burned. The car was parked so she could add cream and sugar.

The coffee case is one of the biggest examples of a carefully-crafted smear campaign by a company that is in the wrong trying to hide that.

[mediocre-political-reblogs]

11. “Canadians are nice people” is a fucking lie meant to disguise what reprehensibly smug assholes they all are.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]