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[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[uriie]

hey guys it’s Eighth Track off of the Sixth Studio Album, American Beauty / American Psycho (2015), by American Pop-Punk Band Fall Out Boy Day today

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[thursday]

i can’t believe everyone in the united states was born today science is truly amazing

[hippietrashcan]

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

[pukicho]

having fun? whore.

Yeah! Thanks man!

[andthenyourealizethat]

a biblical themed restaurant called the Garden of Eatin’

[nintendowiimote]

One of the menu items is just “the forbidden fruit” and when I try to order it they kick me out

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[beepbeepdaddad-deactivated20180]

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

[brood-mother]

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

[gan-firling-deactivated20141208]

WHAT DID WE DO?!

[regularlesbian]

[squidbroom]

[texnessa]

When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

[trickstertime]

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” - Tommy Tiernan

[beameized]

The USA is doing that rn and is mad at immigrants so some things never change

[kaldicuct]

When did America invade Mexico? Just wondering.

[skrytch]

1846

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

we literally stole texas from mexico bud

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

This is exactly why history classes are important

[amyamychan]

This is why history classes with books that DON’T LIE are important.

[ignitesthestxrs]

I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair

[beebugger]

Wig snatched

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Millennias of language interpretation have culminated in this

[ladysaytenn]

Visit Original Link

(x)

[everyteenager4free1]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

[gloomyteens]

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

[gloomyteens]

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

[mallomallo-deactivated20141126]

It’s called a washing machine

[copyright98]

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

[1-800-fuckyou]

this post is a fucking train wreck

[manhandlethishandle]

I prefer fresh out the refrigerator, but y’all do you

[corvigae]

Somebody: Why don’t you talk or think about literally anything else?

Me:

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

i do bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

is the law on our side if i say ay?

[firebreathingeli]

No

[mordication]

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you quarrel, sir?

[mordication]

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

[firebreathingeli]

No better

[mordication]

well, sir

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

[mordication]

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

[classannalampost]

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[weaver-z]

PULL THE TRIGGER PIKACHU

[southbreak]

This never fails to crack me up 😂😂👌