marauders gremlin

she/her

[im-in-the-moon]

I feel like being crucioed often would have long term consequences.

So basically what I'm saying is that i believe Sirius and Regulus have chronic migraines.

[im-in-the-moon]

All the social interaction Regulus needs is James.

[sweetest-in-hell]

Teacher: for attendance say your name, and favourite rainy day activity

Regulus: Regulus, and reading.

Evan: Evan, watching movies…?

Pandora: Pandora, anddd standing out in the rain.

Barty: Barty, and um…

Barty: I don’t know, gambling?

[im-in-the-moon]

James: James, and on rainy days I like doing Regulus :D

[im-in-the-moon]

James: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Peter: *eating a cheese stick in the background*

[im-in-the-moon]

James feels like a person who would use censored swearwords, like fiddlesticks instead of fuck, and the rest of the marauders would most definitely make fun of him for it

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[bee-unknown]

What an icon

[im-in-the-moon]

James is a sunrise, and Regulus is a sunset.

[uhhlifeig]

but what if regulus was a nightfall?

like word choice yadda yadda semantics something something BUT it makes them opposites!! sunrise, nightfall???

and it also like. ups the poetry value bc even tho they are polar opposites, they both still follow the other. without each other nothing would be balanced. life would die out. together they are a cycle, falling and rising over and over.

[im-in-the-moon]

I love that

[uhhlifeig]

Historian - May 31 - word count: 538 - @wolfstarmicrofic

The curator led a group of children down the museum hallway.

“Next we have a series of written letters from two best friends to one another. These are from around fifty years ago,” she announced, passing out pamphlets. “You can read the contents in these.”

There were five letters.

The first one read:

Remus,

I’ve run. I’m staying with James now. 

Moony, please, I know I hurt you- but I can’t wait another day without seeing your face. I miss you so bad it feels like my soul hurts, Remus. I don’t know what to do. 

James has tried contacting you, but my guess is that you haven’t received any of his letters. Let me sum up the latest one: “Remus, Sirius is staying with me now, since his dear old mother decided to nearly kill him. Don't worry, though, he looks just as beautiful as usual.”

God, I can practically picture you smirking at that.

Anyways, come soon. Miss you. Don’t hate me, please. I swear it was an accident.

Love, Padfoot.

The second one was in a similar fashion. 

Sirius,

What? That’s… quite the bomb to drop.

Oh my God. I had no idea, I’m so sorry. Of course I’m coming, Padfoot. Nothing could keep me away from you right now.

That old hag. I’m going to kill her.

What gave you the idea that I hate you at all? I never did, never will. Sure, you might’ve messed up a bit, but that doesn’t mean I hate you. We all make mistakes.

Speaking of mistakes, your mother. Where is she, and when does she sleep? I’ve a plan to get rid of her, especially for doing whatever she did to you.

I’ll be there the day after you get this letter, which is in a day, give or take a few hours. Miss you too. I would never hate you, and I know. I forgive you, Sirius.

Yours, Moony.

A little boy raised his hand after reading the second letter. “Miss, are you sure that they were just friends?”

“Well, yes,” the curator said, going a bit red. “Our historians checked.”

“I think your historians were wrong, then,” the boy frowned. “See, friends don’t sign letters off with ‘love’ or ‘yours’, do they?”

“They were very good friends,” the woman blustered.

“...right.”

“Teddy,” the teacher scolded. “Apologise to Ms. Heather, will you? She’s the expert here.”

“No.” Teddy crossed his arms, staring the adults down as his classmates whispered behind him. “You’re wrong.”

“And how do you know, Mr. Lupin?” The curator crossed her arms right back, face stormy.

Teddy almost facepalmed. “Because the fifth letter from Sirius literally has lipstick markings on it? Are your ‘experts’ blind?”

“He could’ve been sending love to his best friend, Mr. Lupin.”

“They professed their love for one another in the fourth and fifth letters,” Teddy deadpanned.

“That’s it, Teddy,” his teacher said. “I’m calling your father. What’s his name?”

“Well, I have two, as you should know.”

The teacher tapped their foot impatiently. “And what’re their names?”

Teddy held back his grin. “One’s called Sirius, and the other one’s called Remus. Or you can call Uncle James, he wouldn't mind.”

The class behind him exploded in laughter.

[wolfstarmicrofic]

[im-in-the-moon]

I need friends who are aromantic or asexual, cause i have a shitton of questions

[lennyinlordran]

Boo! An aro. Ask away.

[im-in-the-moon]

How did you figure out that you were aro not ace?

[im-in-the-moon]

I need friends who are aromantic or asexual, cause i have a shitton of questions

[im-in-the-moon]

How do i figure out what i am?

[im-in-the-moon]

I need friends who are aromantic or asexual, cause i have a shitton of questions

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

allo aro and would be delighted to answer questions.

[im-in-the-moon]

I feel excluded from all my friends because of it! Is that something I get used to or do i just need to find aro/ace friends?

[im-in-the-moon]

I need friends who are aromantic or asexual, cause i have a shit ton of questions

[im-in-the-moon]

James: You can't just hex people you don't like!

Regulus: says who?

James: Everyone!

Regulus: hardly convincing. Most people are idiots.

Remus in the background nodding his head while reading: true

[starchaserdreams]

What's the dumbest ship? I don't mean dumb to ship, I mean the two (or more) dumbest people who have ever been shipped together?

[im-in-the-moon]

I feel like progsfoot and sunkiller, cause Sirius and James or Barty and James would be idiots together

[im-in-the-moon]

James is a sunrise, and Regulus is a sunset.

[im-in-the-moon]

Sirius is a wanted man in more ways than one

[im-in-the-moon]

Regulus is a weepy drunk.