im legendenton

schumaaaaaaaaann

[nevaehtyler]

She did THAT

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[zerotheduke]

ur largest city

london

[afrogwitch]

Oh…. honey….honey no

[nickyvmlp]

I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.

[cannedcream]

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[paigecorrina-blog]

Did Ernest Hemingway write this post

[delicatelyhaunted]

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

[himborc]

when u hurt ur boob

[weloveshortvideos]

“he doesnt bark he just yells”

[saucybanter]

[heedra]

i love how, in queen’s classic song ‘dont stop me now’, there’s a line that goes ‘i’m a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity’ because it makes it sound like that something that tigers normally do

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[earthdad]

he is going to kill me

[cameliapham]

The game is on

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[oh-glasgow]

Scotland against Trump.

[01012012]

[lovedroughts]

[wombshaker]

look at yourself ass naked wit socks and shoes on and tell me it’s not the funniest shit you ever seen

[itsannxiety]

[tan-man88]

I’ll never get tired of this