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Rhiannon•24•Scotland

[viperslang]

[niktipolos]

Irish women living outside of Ireland returning to vote for determining right to abortion/reproductive health/pro-choice.

Photo credit : Alastair Moore (via viperslang)

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[psiotechniqa]

This is some magical shit

[theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm]

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

[psiotechniqa]

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

[lesbianatlarge]

the obvious? what do you mean?

[psiotechniqa]

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

[lesbianatlarge]

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

[sailordathomir]

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

[ashara]

the b99 fandom yesterday:

the b99 fandom today:

[depetal-deactivated20210529]

my favourite time is when it’s summer and the suns just starting to set and the sky is a pinky colour and the air is still warm from the sun. It makes me feel so nice and whole

[diarygirls]

there’s nothing funnier than android users talking about how unethical and exploitative and capitalistic apple is as if google/samsung are like. small organic phone co-ops instead of equally giant exploitative corporations

[le-insomni-e]

It’s the middle of the night and i realize i don’t belong here

[asking-the-death]

You need a private talk? Just send me an ask!:)

[lexxgrant-deactivated20190521]

Instagram:Lexx_grant

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

rasputin didn’t figure out how to turn his mess into a disaster until he was ~30, so if you’re feeling lost in your early 20s, don’t worry, you still have time to help cause the fall of the romanovs

[prasejeebus]

JESUS

[good-gay-mate]

If you’re the type of person to want to go some where just to see the sunrise/sunset or you want to stay in the car a little longer just to finish listening to that one song then we’d get along very well

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

[thetenderpassion]

[anxiousblackho]

I’m screaming

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

THE LAST ONE AHAKSBSAKDN

[xiiikvng]

I can’t breathe

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”