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best-of-memes

saintsideways

this one’s a keeper

1-800-i-love-you

I have queued this since June 19th

aggravatedvincevaughn

Me as a husband

thatsthat24

panda-charlotka

It’s just like that one episode of Gumball in which they didn’t know what Nicole wanted them to celebrate

badjokesbyjeff

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.

mhalachai

I told this joke at work then had to explain “yeet” to my coworkers, so.

teaboot

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

iameatingrocks

What happened afterwards?

teaboot

My mom showed up

mistermustachio

Reblog to have God come down and give our world leaders a stern talking to.

5luv

(original tweet)

theoriginalblackbarbie

Lmbo 😭

tarynel

😂😂😂

lesbianshepard

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it.

lesbianshepard

Vibe Check (1806) by Vincenzo Camuccini

dicaeopolis

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

dicaeopolis

this is the only important thing i did in four years

deejay

insomniac-arrest

instagram out there selling people living their “best lives” with staged photos and smiling skinny white people

twitter out there selling people their worst lives with so much discourse and occasional jokes included

and tumblr out here ain’t selling shit because it loses 10k dollars per text post about your donkey kong fetish

pglang

i’ll get over it i just gotta be dramatic first

honeybrees

i love that this is just one of a number of posts that have gone around in the last few days tacitly acknowledging that you need to feel your feelings in order to move through them

hostilemuppet

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

hostilemuppet

my favourite part of this post is everyone telling me their depression game in the tags

stoportotouch

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

neilcicierega

What do you think is the cause or root of all Youtubers being terrible?

It’s no longer just a video hosting service, but a complex market which attracts the attention-seeking and rewards the self-promoting. There are plenty of nice decent people making money on youtube, but the system does very little to prevent garbage personalities from seeking the treasure and becoming reinforced by uncritical fanbases. So, I guess, standard capitalism problems

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

generallisimo cicierega

toast-potent

comrade neil

pinataparty23-deactivated201404

what if there were professional text post critics

meistens

Rating: ★★★★☆

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

solace-y

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin

human sacrifice

homemade face masks

depresseddisneyprincess

lovelypupies

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.