Okay... this looks bad.

27, he/him, UK. Mostly over at saferforeveryone and on AO3 at neversaydie.

[frogmp3]

us, simple minded 21st century bisexuals: i play for both teams

james dean, genius:

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[edenfenixblogs]

Update: this is still hilarious

[mithavt]

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

[cosmicbeastie]

Literally any continuity “error” that involves Spock can be explained away by the fact that he is a fucking liar

[porterr-robinson]

[materassassino]

galviron:

this…is advanced brittish….

*weeping* finally… a reason to be proud of this damn country

[formorrow-sur]

[thetrashmanofmg]

@doofday

[whiskeyeyedcullen]

There are tears in my eyes.

[icingburns-archive-blog]

women writing horror that focuses on the fears of women in a society that is a constant danger to their mental health and well-being? genius. men writing horror where women suffer for shock value? garbage.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

when your spouse catches your child in a ridiculous lie such as claiming they didnt eat the entirety of a bag of sugar despite the evidence, it is YOUR job, as co-parent and a bringer of chaos, to say: i believe her. she didn’t do it. that sugar could’ve came from anywhere. let’s go baby, let’s go find the criminal who framed you. what a dastardly crime to commit against a child.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

now…as someone who raised their younger sister: 9 out of 10 times, this will end in a tearful confession. your faith in her will be it. and you have to act HEARTBROKEN. you have to look at the dog and ask, mournfully, “did you know? did you know?”

[saccharinescorpion]

appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana

cute

perfectly convey the EXACT emotion you feel when two people you know well but don’t know “well” get into a family argument in front of you

[molly-mollymauksenfree]

How To Name Your D&D Tavern

The [Disgusting Adjective] [Normal Noun]

[neonprotagonist]

The Sloppy Joe

[pasdecoeur]

john mulaney played spider-ham because he’s horny for death. 

[hobrien]

[lousysharkbutt]

it’s called immersion therapy 

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[nooboonation]

1.17

[geekandmisandry]

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

[hotephoetips-deactivated2018123]

The whole point of paying for a streaming was getting all the stuff you like on one place. If I have to pay for multiple streaming services I might as well buy cable.

[thighetician]

It’s like they don’t realize that I only stopped stealing as a courtesy to the creators. Make it remotely inconvenient and I’ll go right back to piracy

[litora-multum-ille]

That time BitTorrent traffic of *possibly* pirated content is already on the rise…

The Rise of Netflix Competitors Has Pushed Consumers Back Toward Piracy

BitTorrent usage has bounced back because there's too many streaming services, and too much exclusive content.

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

ok but can you imagine a worse, more terrifying fate than medusa’s one? just imagine. first of all you’re raped in your goddess’ temple. which, apart from the obvious trauma, means you can’t keep doing what you devoted your entire life to. your goddess gifts you with the ability to turn those you look at into stone and your hair into snakes so that you can defend yourself and be a threat rather than a victim to men. and then?????? a fucking MAN decides hes gonna hunt you down and slaughter you for…. sport like just because he can?????? and not only does he kill you but he keeps your head as a weapon???????? effectively using you and your body for his own purpose exactly like your rapist??????????????? like??? and this man is considered a hero while you’ll be remembered as a monstruous, dangerous entity???????????????????? medusa deserved better smh

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

wow the medusa avenging squad rly is there!!! make some noise ladies

[ancientskyemotherofclouds]

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[becughmitchell]