Everything Else

✨Side blog for shows and stuff follows come from vstdinterest✨

[kristina100000]

espresso martini: don’t drink me so fast… savor me. why are you in such hurry

me: oh i didnt know you were down to earth like that… my bad

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[sideblog4asideho]

the meaning of life is just one more browser tab away

[klapollo]

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wake the fuck up squeaky wheels lets get this oil

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[johnbottoms]

ibuprofen...... ubuprofen...... 🤝 webuprofen 💞💞

[herbaklava]

SEX MONEY DRUGS CHAINS ON MY CHEST THAT VINTAGE CELINE DIAMOND GRILLS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES SWAGGER I BLEED I WANT SEX MONEY BITCHES AND THE STICKIEST WEEEED

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[e-102]

javelina want yo doordash bitch

[e-102]

yummyummyummyummyummy yummy for piggy

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[asimplepotato]

popular blogging site crouton.net rolls out an update that removes the crouton png

[peer2peer]