I'm in too many gay fandoms

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Introduction

Hi everybody!

I'm Alex (they/he/she), and I'll be your waiter for this evening 🧑‍💼

What I do:

Write fanfictions (mostly one-shots)

Write other stuff (original stories, poems,…)

Draw people (badly)

Do and listen to music

Read fanfictions

What you can do:

Propose fanfiction ideas for me to write

Tell me a character you want me to draw (not situations, I'm not that good)

Give or ask for fanfictions recs

Share your fanarts and fanfictions with me

Just chat about stuff (fandoms or else)

Here is a (long and probably non-exhaustive) list of the fandoms I'm in:

MCU

Marauders era

Supernatural (I'm only at season 9)

X-Men (movies)

Fight Club

Sherlock (BBC)

Dead Poets Society

Lockwood&Co. (both the books and the show)

Brokeback Mountain

Sherlock Holmes (the Guy Ritchie movies with RDJ)

Arcane

Shadowhunters (tv show)

Good Omens (tv show)

Game Of Thrones (tv show)

Arctic Monkeys + TLSP

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (books and tv show)

Red, White and Royal Blue (movie)

Brooklyn nine-nine

Our Flag Means Death

Imagine me&you

Artemis Fowl (books)

Batfam (I'm new in this one)

Literally anything with queer people

Don't hesitate to recommend me movies, tv shows, or books !! You can also send a message if we've got loads of fandoms in common :)

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Just cried for five minutes because I couldn't go to the grocery store

I hate my life

[honeydewdrops333]

I’m a very sensitive girl

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Good Omens spoiler!!

Guys, I know some of you are unhappy with the ending, because they're not gonna live forever and all of that. But. Crowley can see stars. I repeat. Crowley can see stars.

He even says "we can see them with the naked eye", I'm crying 😭

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

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Fuck the top/bottom discourse, I wanna know who sells coffee and who buys it in a coffee shop AU

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I love reading different tropes about the same ship, like these bitches go from realising their feelings after a suicide attempt to posting thirst traps as a way of flirting, and the second one is the one that makes you cry

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I had a dream where I was on the set of a John Wick movie, except Keanu Reeves did not want to participate so they kidnapped him (also they made him shoot a perfume commercial, don't ask why)

Perform or die or whatever

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I LOVE genderfluid Tim Drake.

Give me Tim who wears pronoun pins that change depending on the day.

Give me Tim with a closet fill of skirts and wigs, but also jeans and sweatpants.

Give me Tim who has days where he feels like nothing, days where he wears his they/them pronouns.

Give me a Kon who calls Tim things like “handsome” and “pretty girl” depending on the day

Give me Tim who’s weirdly good at makeup, both recreational and to cover up bruises

Give me Tim who’s ecstatic when he gets to go undercover, and changes his cover depending on what gender he’s feeling

GIVE ME GENDERFLUID TIM DRAKE

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Little Tim Drake sketch because I wanted to draw him sad :D

I spent so much time on the letters...

The sentence is said by Tam Fox in Red Robin #7 - the council of spiders: part three of four ^^

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Transfem Tim Drake!! I'm pushing the agenda because I love her very much <3

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tiny tim sneaking out to snap photographs of the bats in action, he makes it pretty far till cass plucks him out of his hidey hole

God you’re so right

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Some more of my Batfam appearance headcanons

Bruce: he 100% had salt n pepper hair; yknow, the black with lines of white in it, if not from his age then from the stress of being Batman for over two decades and being the father of like 7 feral children. But the cool part is that, his hair is jet black, and the white parts can probably reflect light. Also, I hc that when he adopted Dick he still went out in Gothic outfits with full face of goth makeup, but by the time he got Duke he just put on eyeliner everyday and wears black turtlenecks.

Dick: GIVE THAT MAN LONG HEALTHY LUSTROUS HAIR PLEASE. His hair reaches his hips when he showers, it’s almost as black as Bruce’s, and it’s straighter than him (pan Nightwing my beloved). He wears it in a man bun while he goes out as Nightwing, and either in a ponytail or wears it down when he’s with friends/family. He started growing it out when he moved out, and after one particularly bag fight with Bruce he got blue highlights that matched his suit, and gave his dad a heart attack because “secret identities dick!”.

Jason: I saw one artist that draws him half blind, like that the bomb that killed him got him in the eye and now he has an explosion shaped red scar on his face and a white soulless eye. When Roy really annoys him, Jason will come over to his house when he knows he’s on patrol and wait in the dark, and when Roy comes back he just see’s a green glowing eye in his kitchen and he almost shits his pants. Every. Single. Time.

Tim: TRANS TIM IS CANON IN MY OPINION. Let my dude be born a dudet. Let him be double queer. Also, he has piercing to match with his punk boyfriend that he loves very much. Like, it started with snakebites to annoy Bruce (he learned from Dick’s highlights phase), but then he really liked it, and got the regular ear piercing (little Robin earrings he had custom made), and after he started dating Kon they got matching earring together (I don’t know how they’re called, those long ones that sit on your lobe? You know what I mean?). And let my boy have a mullet, we all know he’s the biggest dick glazer and when he saw Nightwing with a mullet when he was 9 it changed his brain chemistry forever.

Damian: give that child some melanin before I lowk commit. Also, very important, he is Arabic AND CHINESE. He has Chinese blood in him and you are definitely able to see that. In my mind, he’s a few shades lighter than Talia, and his hair is exactly Bruce’s color, he got his mother’s eyes and eyebrows, and his father lips and nose. Also that bitch is GAY and he dresses the part in the best way possible. Like yes he’s still emo as fuck but he 100% fits the gay stereotype of thinking about what to wear for hours and stressing about his looks. OH and he’s the biggest eyeliner abuser in the goddamn family (Bruce is very close behind him and dick is in 3rd and is very unhappy about that).

Cass: she is the proudest lesbian you have ever met, and I mean it. She has a lesbian flag keychain that she keeps on a scissor shaped carabiner that she puts on her jeans with a lesbian star pattern embroidered on it, she rocks scissor shaped earrings right next to her masc lesbian mullet with purple highlights that she gets so very excited every time someone asks about because that means she can info dump about her amazing girlfriend for the next three hours. She has 300 bracelets, earrings and necklaces to match with Steph, and the only shoes she ever wears are mismatched converse, one black and one purple, that she’s sharing with Steph. She has black mini vampire nails, she has countless queer pins on her bag (ahem ahem she uses she they pronouns) and will gladly give you one if you want it.

Steph: pretty much the same as Cass, but she has black highlights instead of purple and she is WAY less extreme than her. She was a bit hesitant about the highlights at first, because she wasn’t sure how that would go with her curly hair, but Cass argued that she always straightens it anyways and Steph is like. “Oh right. Okay babe.” After that talk in which Cass found out Steph has curly hair (she ment it when she said she always straightens it) she starts every morning by begging for Steph to style it curly, and that’s the primary reason why you might spot spoiler with curly hair and a very happy (and a way less brutal) Black Bat.

Alfred: just wanted to remind you all that he canonically sleeps in a suit.

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when Steph steps on the scene as Robin, there had to be at least one goon who just thought Tim!Robin transitioned and was out now

Goon: *currently pinned face down to asphalt* well I for one am just proud you're living your authentic self 😀

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Felt bored, here's my projecting health issues onto the Batfam again:

Alfred, setting down a pharmacy bag, inhaling sharply: COME GET YOUR DRUGS!

Bruce, dragging himself in:

Tim, slowly looking up from his phone with a dead eyed expression: If it isn't a monster energy drink and seventeen caffeine pills I no no want it.

Cass: I am not on drugs?

Dick: It's our prescriptions, Cass.

Jason: You people are the reason I carry narcan around.

Alfred: You're all on enough prescriptions to fill a pharmacy. Now, let's begin...

Alfred, raising a pill bottle: Pain medication for Master Bruce for the back pain Bane inflicted on him from his wonderful career choices! Unfortunately we don't have the several other medications he should be taking for his mental state...

Bruce: Alfred, please...

Alfred, raising another two pill bottles: Anti-inflammatory and pain medication for Master Dick for his hypermobility he refuses to see a doctor for.

Dick, taking the pills: It's not that painful, Alfie, it's just my bones being slackers :D

Alfred: Master Jason's anti psychotics for the psychosis caused by the Lazarus Pit.

Jason: My therapist is less concerned than last week!

Alfred: Wonderful news, Master Jason... Master Tim, your sleeping pills and anemia medication.

Tim, slowly standing before promptly passing out because POTS sucks:

Alfred, sighing: Somebody please see to it that Master Timothy did not receive another concussion.

Alfred: Master Dick, your ADHD medication.

Dick: I forgot I take these.

Alfred: We know, master Dick.

Bruce, inspecting Tim: Have I failed as a Father?

Alfred: No more than I have. Now, Miss Cassandra, your anxiety medication.

Cass: Thank you, Alfred.

Alfred: You are most welcome, dear. Damian, your allergy pills since you insist on surrounding yourself with farm animals.

Damian: Tt, a runny nose and itchy eyes are a small price to pay for love, Pennyworth.

Alfred: Bipolar medication for Miss Stephanie.

Stephanie: Do you need to announce what the pills are for..?

Alfred: Master Bruce keeps all your information stored on a supercomputer anyone can look at if they guess his password, which is just Master Dick's birthday—

Jason: WHAT!? IT USED TO BE MINE!

Cass: Hurt.

Stephanie: Utter betrayal.

Dick: Wait really??

Bruce: Hrn...

Alfred: And Master Jason's inhaler.

Jason: Wish I had this when I was inhaling all that smoke and died from an asthma attack!

Dick: . . . WHAT!?

Cass: You what?

Jason: B never told you? Yeah, it wasn't the bomb or crowbar that did it, it was the smoke.

Jason: Haha.

Jason: My inhaler broke from the impact.

Jason: I spent my final moments suffocating.

Jason: I died painfully.

Bruce: Hrn...

Tim, slowly coming back to consciousness: Did I die?

Alfred: And Master Tim's testerone.

Tim: Nice. Dick drugs.

Alfred: . . . And birth control.

Tim: Yay, de-baby-nators.

Bruce, sighing: I have failed as a Father...

Jason: Wait, why doesn't Duke have to take medication?

Duke: I do, I just pick it up myself so I don't have to be put through this embarrassment.

Bruce: Are we done here?

Alfred: Yes, thank you for allowing me my weekly enjoyment of having the family in one place and admitting you're all deeply troubled.

Alfred: Good day.

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[yeetus-feetus]

i see so many trans Tim and trans Jason headcanons, but I haven't seen anything for Stephanie yet.

I really wanna read something about Stephanie transitioning and using Robin and Batgirl to find her way and feel comfortable in her skin.

Like at first, she's Robin and she's still presenting male, but say batman finds her crying and very awkwardly asks what's wrong. And then Stephanie tells him all about how she's pretty sure she's actually a girl inside and the name she really likes and how she wants to grow her hair out, but she's afraid because Robin has to be a boy and he'll take Robin away from her.

Bruce sort of grunts a few times, awkwardly pats her on the head, before saying very blankly in a monotone voice: "I don't care who you are, boy or girl, I still need a Robin until Timothy comes back."

And Stephanie sniffles a bit and looks up at him, "really?"

Batman huffs and turns towards the Batmobile, "yes, hurry up we've got a busy night"

Stephanie runs up hugs him from behind and Bruce let's out an exasperated grunt.

"can I add a skirt to the costume?" Stephanie asks later in the car.

"absolutely not."

Stephanie looks at him with a pout and still red puffy eyes from crying, a pleading look in her eyes.

Bruce grunts again. "Fine, but you have to wear the tights underneath it."

"but Nightwing got to wear shiny green panties when he was Robin!? And I have to wear tights under my skirt?"

Another grunt. "You're a girl now. You don't need criminals looking up your skirt. And" *frustrated grunt* "i tried to get him to wear pants, he was a handful."

Sorry sorry, I got a bit carried away. I want Stephanie to have a longer run than she did in canon, but still eventually get fired because of a mistake and a heated argument with Bruce.

She knows the boys got away with a lot more, feels like she's been given a lot less leeway and she's understandably upset. Then I want Barbara, now Oracle, to give Stephanie the Batgirl suit. And this represents like, her stepping into womanhood.

Yes, Bruce accepted her and did all the necessary things so she could be a girl, but also, he's Bruce, and he has no idea what he's doing because he's only raised and mentored boys. So Barbara gets to introduce her to new things and show her how to do makeup and how to pad bras and braid hair, all that sort of stuff y'know.

Also I feel like Stephanie's mum would be supportive too, maybe she's a bit confused at first. But she gets there, and as a nurse, she understands HRT. So Stephanie has support on her transition all round. Even if it's very awkward coming from Bruce, he's.... Trying at least.

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t4t timsteph

That's it, that's the post.