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The funniest possible scenario for a crossover between all the riordanverse first person perspective protagonists would be a meeting where everyone just assumes they’re the sole main character for this newest installation to the series.

Everyone is making fourth wall breaking narration thinking that they’re the only one with this ability, and halfway through a monologue someone catches on and is like “wait.. you can see the audience too?”

And this is after forty minutes of genre flipping between Percy staring at the camera sarcastically like he’s in The Office, Carter and Sadie spectating scenes like sports commentators off screen somewhere, an omniscient Magnus popping into the right hand corner like a twitch streamer every five minutes with an active Valhalla chat taking up the other half of the screen, and hard cuts to Lester in a reality tv confessional booth straight up gossiping entirely unfiltered.

It would be completely unwatchable and I need it to happen so very badly.

bobdylan-n-jonimitchell

Arlo Guthrie, Pete Seeger, Odetta, Joan Baez, Country Joe McDonald, Ramblin’ Jack Elliott, Richie Havens, & Earl Robinson, “This Train Is Bound For Glory,” Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles, CA, September 12, 1970.

a-curious-squirrel

Barbie in the nutcracker 💖

thepinkpestilence

idk how to explain it for people who didnt read the book but... dracula by bram stoker is actually NOT about dracula... he is NOT the main character but almost a force of nature who toys with the people who try to stop him. hes in the BACKGROUND and his motives get only revealed once our friends themselves figure it out as the time goes on. but you know WHO is our main character? jonathan is. mina is. seward is. even lucy who we sadly dont get to read for long. its THEIR point of view we have as they narrate the story to US. its THEIR feelings that are revealed. we only get as much info about who dracula is from van helsing but its NOT the focus of the story. its about how the same grief UNITES people and forces them to seek hope even in terrible situations bc otherwise they wouldnt win against a literal horror entity who killed a woman THEY ALL loved so much. dracula is about HOPE and FRIENDSHIP between a group that seems so different at first. dracula is NOT about dracula. and i swear if a movie gets it wrong ONE more time i-

the-bedheaded-league

Sherlock Holmes is the funniest case of “doomed by the narrative” ever. Doomed by the narrative and destined to die young bc the creator hated him, and then the fans literally bullied him into un-dooming the narrative, writing about him for another thirty years, and giving the character a canonical happy ending where he retires to the countryside and keeps bees. Funniest shit ever.

re-dracula

Happy Pride! In the closet or out, know that you are valued and loved!

theartofmadeline

yeah i'm wlw (wench loving wench)

cattuladaily

It's not optional

mityenka

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever