Imaginastrology

A blog about the signs, written by a Sun in Pisces, moon in Aquarius, Cancer rising chick. **WARNING: BLOG MAY BE LAME** (Main blog of the-victorious-pilgrim)

[animezodiacstufff]

The Signs And Their Pokémon Go Team

Team Instinct: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

Team Mystic: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Team Valor: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces

[starstruckastrology]

The Signs as Pokemon Go Glitches

Aries: The Loading Bar Stopping at One Third

Taurus: Getting Logged Out Over and Over

Gemini: Infinitely Spinning Pokestops

Cancer: The Constant Server Crashes

Leo: Mr. Mime’s Existence  

Virgo: Did Someone Just Text You? Time to Close Unexpectedly!

Libra: Nothing Appearing on the Map

Scorpio: Professor Willow’s Shirt Disappearing

Sagittarius: Getting a Facefull of Charmander Belly 

Capricorn: Being Unable to Move

Aquarius: Freezing When You Try to Choose Your Style

Pisces: Walking On Water

[incorrectbatmanquotes]

Don’t joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Jason Todd (via incorrectbatmanquotes)

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[mallomon]

The Zodiac as Screenshots of Grunkle Stan

Aries -

Taurus -

Gemini -

Cancer -

Leo -

Virgo -

Libra -

Scorpio -

Sagittarius -

Capricorn -

Aquarius -

Pisces -

[digital-gecko-deactivated201802]

#this is the best horoscope post I’ve ever seen

[syntheticsloth]

@kineticpony

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

FUCK

I deleted my entire fucking tumblr account. Trying to get rid of dead side blogs and I deleted the entire thing. @staff PLEASE make the “delete account” thing more obvious, its completely unclear whether you’re deleting a single blog or entire account!

[teaastrology]

“Do I have a crush on you or am I just lonely”: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius

“Do I like you or do I like that you like me”: Aries, Gemini, Libra

“Do I like you or do I like the idea of you”: Taurus, Leo, Pisces

“Do I want to be in a relationship or do I just want to prove that I’m worthy of one”: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

[lovingofficial]

I’m going to do a masterpost of astrology blogs so like/reblog this if you’re an astrology themed blog please ✨

[budogang]

[moonmonette]

Cat on the left: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces,

Cat on the right: Gemini, LEO, Aries, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Capricorn

[imaginastrology]

THE SIGNS AS OVERWATCH CHARACTERS

aries: Soldier:76, Zarya

taurus: Torbjorn, Roadhog

gemini: Lucio, Junkrat

cancer: Winston, Bastion

leo: Pharah, Reinhardt

virgo: Symmetra, Mercy

libra: Hanzo, D.Va

scorpio: Widowmaker, Reaper

sagittarius: Tracer, Lucio

capricorn: McCree, Genji

aquarius: D.Va, Zenyatta

pisces: Mei, Mercy

[kickassastrology]

The signs as animals screaming

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[imaginastrology]

Who the signs get along with:

Aries: Libra

Taurus: Leo

Gemini: Pisces

Cancer: Virgo

Leo: Taurus

Virgo: Aquarius

Libra: Gemini

Scorpio: Capricorn

Sagittarius: Sagittarius

Capricorn: Scorpio

Aquarius: Aries

Pisces: Cancer

[astrologyistheshit]

Reacting to the End of the World

*I originally answered this in an ask, but am transferring my posts to this format to make things easier*

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

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[imaginastrology]

Overwatch Zodiac:

Aries (March 21-April 19): Zarya

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Pharah

Gemini (May 21 - June 20): D.Va

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Tracer

Leo (July 23 - August 22): Genji

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Reinhardt

Libra (September 23 - October 22): Reaper

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Bastion

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Junkrat

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Lucio

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Winston

Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Mei

[astrologyistheshit]

The Signs Dancing

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[asstology]

The signs as Sword Art Online characters

Aries: Shino Asada

Taurus: Andrew Hilbert Mills (Agil)

Gemini: Yui

Cancer: Ryoutarou Tsuboi (Klein)

Leo: Sachi

Virgo: Nobuyuki Sugou

Libra: Keiko Ayano (Silica)

Scorpio: Rika Shinozaki (Lizbeth)

Sagittarius: Kazuto Kirigaya

Capricorn: Suguha Kirigaya

Aquarius: Asuna Yuuki

Pisces: Yuuki Konno

[imaginastrology]

the signs as cliche movie lines

Aries: *person is talking shit about someone when everyone falls silent* "they're right behind me, aren't they?"

Taurus: "if i don't make it, tell [significant other] i love them"

Gemini: antagonist telling the protagonist "we're not so different, you and i"

Cancer: "dad he's not just some boy, i love him!"

Leo: *bad guys approach* "uh, guys. we've got company"

Virgo: "son you're giving up your dream!" "no dad, i'm giving up yours"

Libra: "you look/sound/act just like your mother"

Scorpio: "i don't even know who you are anymore!"

Sagittarius: *going into the final standoff* "this ends now"

Capricorn: *looking warily off into the distance* "there's a storm coming"

Aquarius: "this isn't what it looks like"

Pisces: *going into a sketchy situation* "guys, i've got a bad feeling about this"