Exo promises you days of sweetness and a life that floats to the top with joy… Among all these tenants bursting with happiness… There’s just one of them who isn’t quite happy! See if you can guess which!
In Room 101 is Oh Sehun, who is “advised” by kind men. Out on the veranda he grows his (currently-still-) legal mushrooms.
In Room 102 is Byun Baekhyun, who has no tricks, slights of hand, or future despite being a magician. He disappeared his savings with magic… but doesn’t know how to get them back.
In Room 103 is Kim Junmyeon, and he likes a violent, jobless man. A royal straight sleazebag; it’s a first love without much juice.
In Room 104 is Kim Minseok, who’s very popular among men and primates, but he’s allergic to mammals. He foams at the mouth when approached.
They promise to you days of sweetness, and a life that is full of happiness! Let’s spend our time together as good friends! This is where people are made happy!
In Room 201 is Zhang Yixing, a very well-behaved young man. But his common sense must be glitchy, because he works as an ivory smuggler.
In Room 202 is Park Chanyeol, an expert in masochism. When he overspends on his family’s budget plan, that’s when he’s most invigorated.
In Room 203 is Huang Zitao, who keeps an adorable puppy named Candy. He so enjoys fawning over her, he lost his job, all trust, and his liver.
In Room 204 is Wu Yifan, as well as his stuffed animals he loves so much. He ordered sushi for them, but has been waiting over 10 years for it!
Exo promises you days of sweetness, so you’ll never be sad. Let’s all work together with our best buds!
Hm? You say none of them seem happy? That may have been at the time, however… Just a while ago, something fantastic happened! And everyone became happy, just like that!
Sehun’s mushrooms suddenly overgrew, and all the residents were unintentionally affected. Their judgment and memory went bonkers, so everyone got their rooms mixed up!
Sehun’s room has Yixing with his flimsy ethics, enticed by the shrooms more profitable than ivory!
Yixing’s room has Junmyeon, lukewarm first-lover, now loving the honest-ish youth, Yixing! They’re getting along!
In Junmyeon’s room is ultimate masochist Chanyeol, who’s being treated “well” by the sleazebag still there!
In Chanyeol’s room is time-whiling Yifan, who’s at last awakened to the joy of being left be with his stuffed animals!
In Yifan’s room is primate fave Minseok, who, living secluded and alone, will foam no more!
In Minseok’s room is puppy-adoring Zitao, who picked up some allergies from the primates and parted from his pet!
In Zitao’s room is dismal magician Baekhyun, who has little left to eat but dog hair!
And everyone but Baekhyun became happy! So now, let these joyful days go on! Because of Sehun’s mistake, he’s been sent on a “vacation” abroad… So Room 101 is open! We’re calling for tenants! Oh, what sweet Exo Apartments!
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