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[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[eva-420]

[eva-420]

please stop reblogging this post

[twlboaj]

gno

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love super specific buttons that could never be relevant to anyones life & this one is my favorite

[infiniteedge]

[eidosgalaxypub-deactivated20240]

[cocaptainamerica]

nice try bing

[binches-deactivated20220521]

scroogled

[vulcat]

I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

[vulcat]

[shrekyourself]

[tiktokarchive]

"Vibe check." [beats phone with guitar]

[the-prophet-mich]

My reactions, in order, were:

What

Oh, she’s cute

Wait, doesn’t that mean—

Flinch.

[splorpo]

:)

[joybare-deactivated20201118]

So fucking sick of instagram. Do you know how many people die of influencer every year

[anactualmoon]

between 12,000 and 61,000

[joybare-deactivated20201118]

See =_= Its an epidemic and we need to shut down instagram

[0162cm]

https://instagram.com/fayeweiwei?igshid=1un8z7hrg03ua

[whatsliferotfl]

They always got tht professor snape haircut lmao

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

[sandersstudies]

Man I remember when I was a kid and my mom would take me to the library and I'd come out with a stack of books like a foot+ tall - sometimes the librarians had to override the computer which told us we were checking out Too Much. And I'd get home and I'd plow through like three four five six chapter books in an afternoon and then I'd emerge for dinner only to go back for one more book, which I was still up reading two hours past bedtime and like damn those were the days huh.

[catgirlwarrior]

Goddamn throwback to when I had an attention span

[veronicasantangelo]

my guy copyrighted his comment 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i’m stealing it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[fishmech]

Kings