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@imalreadyaburdentomyparents
a modernized version of that scene in p&p 2005 on the swing but instead of charlotte confessing that she's marrying mr collins, shes telling lizzie that she got addicted to online shopping bc of the pandemic and spent a thousand pounds on amazon in the last month and her parents told her she can't use their credit card anymore so she's having mr collins be her sugar daddy bc he's a sugar baby to lady catherine de bourgh
Not now kitten, daddy's trying to drag his stupid fucking half-dead son-in-law through the sewers
'hey so what's the plot of Count of Monte Cristo?'
The plot:
This. Is one of the pics in my phone that I will never delete when I'm cleaning up my phone storage. It's just one of those very important images I will always have
TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
“I am no bird and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.”
Jane Eyre manuscript, The Morgan Museum and Library, 2016
this is what’s so crazy to me when people try to moralize about gothic literature. like all of you people complaining about porn brained-ness in bronte novels are making the EXACT SAME ARGUMENTS that old misogynist victorian white men were when the books were first published!!!!!!
Illustrations for Jane Austen’s ‘Emma,’ for the Oxford University Press TreeTops Greatest Stories series. Adapted for the collection by Rebecca Stevens.
This is what Anne Shirley wanted
My collection of Anna Karenina memes
hear me out: modern day Emma Woodhouse needs to have been like. a child actor or something equally weird. modern Emma's are always popular social butterflies and it doesn't work. book Emma has literally never had peers her own age. she's an undersocialized puppy who's used to being coddled and spoiled by humans and never learned how to play with other dogs bc the only one she's ever met was jane fairfax like 3 times ever.
and yeah you could achieve this vibe with just homeschooling but i like it better when there's a Status to it. she's not the homeschooled kid who grew up lonely and is acutely aware of having missed out on socialization, she's the sitcom baby who grew up on a tv set being told she was living the dream.
how and why mr. woodhouse agreed to this is left as an exercise for the reader.
"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked Lady Catherine de Bourgh and she condescended to advise me on the arrangement of my humble abode.
Jane Eyre but the mad-wife-locked-in-the-attic is a vampire. you agree
it's left ambiguous whether:
Bertha was locked up for being a vampire
her vampirism was mistaken for female hysteria (she canonically bit people/tried to claw their hearts out. that's....suggestive)
she was locked in the attic and then contracted vampirism (bitten by a bat.)
whichever way: she's a vampire, she's dark and dangerous and beckoning like a siren's song from the rafters. she's got a failhusband and a repressed victorian governess dreaming of her daunting laughter. the Gothic Yuri potential is off the charts do u HEAR me???
white heathcliff… it’s me i’m instagram face cathy ive come home
Courting.
EMMA (2020)
dir. autumn de wilde
Fun fact: this scene is a direct reference to a pretty common joke in Regency-era erotic cartoons:
Historically, English women did not wear any version of underwear under their dresses until the very late 1800s (unless they were menstruating). When dresses slimmed way down during the Regency era's neoclassical movement, skirts became much easier to fully lift - apparently leading to many women warming their bare skin in this way.
It was a common enough practice that there was even a suggestive slang term for it, as others have pointed out:
Nice to know these gentlemen were eating ass
