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≼Despite all of my sins, I am still holier than thou≽ Transguy. He/Him/His. I love sneks and I'm a furfag. Go nuts.

[weloveshortvideos]

I fucking died

[lacomeobejas-deactivated2015121]

NO

[imaspacegiraffe]

"Scream like a girl" has never had such an emphasis to me before now oh my gOD

[gerardpiqashian]

Idk what I find more amusing, the vine or the fact that Shakira approves of it

[micdotcom]

What was so bad about Stephanie’s outfit that she was being punished for it? Her exposed collarbone. Her mother was called to the school but even after giving her daughter a scarf, the outfit was still deemed inappropriate.

This may have been the last straw though, as the Kentucky students’ latest effort to fight back may actually get the dress code changed.

[leaper182]

Oh my God, you can’t even see her fucking collarbone! I had to squint to find it! WHAT THE FUCK.

[websandwhiskers]

SERIOUSLY?  Swap out the jeans for a pair of slacks, and I’d wear that to WORK.

[hellchilde]

this just in: girls are not allowed to have bones. you must become invertebrates. ooze to class, leaving a trail of slime

[nerdygirlnoodles]

This is getting ridiculous….it was ridiculous to begin with but seriously….

[imaspacegiraffe]

Um.... /what/.

[vanehwasreal]

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

“at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said “if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..” and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4”

[callmechel]

back in Jesus’s time that would’ve been called a miracle.

[sex-death-rebirth]

Hades and Persephone by Matthew Kocvara

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[uriigamii]

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

[sadiene]

VICTOR’S SECRET

[epiphyllum-oxypetalum]

[talknerdytome33]

I love the tone of voice this was written in

[imaspacegiraffe]

I dunno why they'd say that fish is ugly either, I've never actually seen a yellow betta and he's beautiful as fuck.

[tinyblogtim-deactivated20160201]

Markiplier, winning gracefully, as always. 

Drawful

[imaspacegiraffe]

[bidoof]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

[blankurlblog]

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

[blankurlblog]

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

[dirtrockets-deactivated20160208]

ew he’s on it for child pornography possession

fucking DRAG this scum bag 

[redthegiantpanda-deactivated201]

Drag him down.

[precureedfan]

Reblog/Like if any of you happen to love any of these old nicktoons that are now considered to be old

[gagadailyofficial]

If anyone ever asks you why you love Lady Gaga, just show them this.

[sixpenceee]

A Swedish guy put his house for sale. Although it looks normal from the outside, the more you go through his house the more amazed you’ll be. (Source & Source)

[imaspacegiraffe]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

[doodleholic]

I doodled a kitty because I am still ridiculously excited that Liev might reprise the role.

[meanhandsinc-deactivated2022030]

im excited about that too because liev sherbet is a cinnamon bun 

[imaspacegiraffe]

Announcement!

Amazing news! I started HRT! My first dose was last Thursday. I keep trying to think of a time that I’ve been happier, and I can’t. This is amazing, and I can only wish that other guys that haven’t started get to start soon, because it’s a huge step. If you’re ever feeling discouraged, let that be your goal, let it be your drive to keep going, because you’ll get there, things like these take time. Just remember that you’re amazing, and even if everything feels like it’s caving in and you’re alone, there’s always, /always/, someone out there that cares about you.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[vicanlp]

goddamn nerd