The One and only Alix Envy

Alix, EST 19XX, kinda spacy, kinda lost. I've always been known to be weird as bullocks. Enjoy the trip through my blog.

[caterpie]

Gunsmith Cats (1995)

[kdinjenzen]

This is such May Marigold energy.

Gosh Gunsmith Cats was such a wild series, I forgot how funny some of it was.

[bearf1ghter]

He truly was….. the Coolest Guy

[d4c]

you’ll see animation like this once a year

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[theconcealedweapon]

[jageunyeoujari]

so there’s a new north american release of just fma omakes & many i’ve personally never seen before bc they’re like dvd extras kbndvcxv

[jageunyeoujari]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[jehovahhthickness]

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

[jehovahhthickness]

He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.

[jehovahhthickness]

It gets better.

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

We are definitely going to talk about this guy on Buisness Desserts

Employees are not costs to be reduced, they are investments, they are assets that appreciate in value

[jehovahhthickness]

Absolutely

[doebunnybooks]

For the person commenting on not taking a pay cut, he HAD to change his lifestyle to be able to afford to pay his employees a living wage. He talked to accountants and they helped him break the numbers down based on data about the cost of living and various factors about the commute, housing issues, etc. All inspired by his best friend going nearly into debt over medical costs meanwhile he had several houses, a jet, and drank champagne daily.

He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.

And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.

Please read the article and his statements on twitter because it’s eye-opening to see that you CAN be successful doing things ethically. 

[stele3]

Update: during the pandemic, Dan Price cut his salary to $0 so that he could keep paying his employees.

[cowboybaedling]

What a lovely man

[probsjosh]

the only valid rich man

[actualadvicemallard]

[bashfultenrec]

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

[sarahdesdemona]

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

[steaku]

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

[musta--krakish-deactivated20170]

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

[grassburrqueen]

thanks tumblr

[basilcraft-deactivated20210223]

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

[sirisles-deactivated20150725]

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

[tephnos]

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

I am not a serial killer, honest.

[superwholockedhobbitt]

I am seriously concerned for all of you

[bumblewyn]

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

[irishily]

I need to know this for reasons.

[trashcapableofsentience]

@the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

I thought that this was common knowledge.

[reimenaashelyee]

I only have enough brainjuice to play Animal Crossing, so here are some designs I made for your islands and your homes.

Designer code MA 1567 8964 2534

[alixenvy]

@katiekatbrat

[movedto-gavvers]

(from this post)

[alloverthegaf]

little reminder for any newer Red vs Blue slash Rooster Teeth fans that Geoff and Gus (the voices of Grif and Simmons) have been best friends for almost 2 decades and that Geoff many years ago vocally confirmed that Grif and Simmons are in love

[cute-animals-only]

[viostormcaller]

BABY

[isa-ghost]

I WANT

[crackinwise]

I love when Michael causally gets defensive of Gavin.

If Gavin flubs a word and gets made fun of, sometimes Michael goes "you knew what he meant, calm down."

The others question a British (or purely Gavin) slang: Michael translates as if they're the weird ones.

Gavin gets yelled at for leaving lights on out of fear in FNAF: Michael reassures "he can leave them on if he wants to."

Gavin gets called average in size and Michael's knee-jerk reaction is "he's slightly above average."

Best bois

[thick-skull89]

Just gonna leave this here.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pembrokewkorgi]

@ihatejonarbuckle

[aeonchangeling]

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

[nightf4iry]

wholesome

[lennythereviewer]

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

[psych2go]

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[psych2go]

[surviving-life-with-bpd]