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Jen | 18

[catscenter]

[cockhunt]

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

[mockwa]

[pissingdigits]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[socialjust-ish]

This image puts a pit in my stomach like I’m about to fucking die.

[deactivated42111-deactivated201]

*opens my mouth to talk but laminated paper wobbling sounds come out instead* whorboorblrorhblorhbnlorh

[allteenhumor]

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Everyone go home. Puns are done.

[personblogging]

[herbiwhore420]

what was this show

[anotherpapercut]

a fucking gift to humanity 

[theweirdwideweb]

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[bob-belcher]

Dean you are not a talking dog.

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

Close your eyes and listen

[g00d-vibes-g00d-times]

I wish this video was 6 hours long

[motherofsquids]

this is literally my favorite video ive ever seen on tumblr

[kerstin1864]

…it’s hypnotic…

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

ALSO- I’m glad this is my second most successful tumblr post. A little background about this video: I took it the day there was the nuclear missile threat while I was on Oahu. That morning, I thought it was my last day on earth and I was about to meet my impending death by nuclear missile. After the island was notified that the alert was actually false (mind you it also took them THIRTY-EIGHT minutes to tell us it was fake) my friends and I drove to Costco, bought a bunch of snacks and fruits, and spent the entire day at this beach. We didn’t talk much, as the concept of life and death was all across our minds. I swam in the water during the sunset, and had just gotten out to record the last light rays that remained. This video reminds me how precious life is and how I will always remember that feeling

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[silentlyr0tting]

BILLY AND STEVE FIGHTING WITH ZOEY 101 THEMED SONG IN THE BACKGROUND

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[factly]

MY president and first lady are the cutest. But seriously if you guys haven’t tried the Good&Co personality quizzes that everyone is talking about, you are for real missing out. I got Kanye and Ellen when I took it! You guys download it and message me who you get! Unless you get Donald Trump… In that case block me 😬😂

[retires]

LMAOOOO Michelle be like 💀💀

[heckayeah]

true friendship