No Hentai

Whatever, man

[30-minute-memes]

Endless battle

[gaylor-moon]

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

[this1goesto11]

We’re real people, though.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

[janmen-portfolio]

Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man

2019, colorised

(And reference)

[janmen-portfolio]

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[30-minute-memes]

Me irl

[dionis-gg]

[the-punforgiven]

Why do I do this to myself and my players

[endcloser]

[image: item titled “juice that makes you explode”. details: “potion, very rare. upon consumption, whoever drinks the juice that makes you explode will automatically cast fireball at 9th level, centered on themself.”]

[bobacupcake]

[imbrains499]

Trick the enemy into drinking it

[caleblucas-blog]

Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

[babyxdyke]

Reblog the shit out of this.

[maraudevrs]

Reblog !!

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

!!!!!!!!!!++

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[imbrains499]

When I try to fix things, I either fix it perfectly and succeed or fail intensely, no in between

[incorrect-she-ra]

Bow: truth or dare

Adora: truth

Bow: how many hours have you slept this week

Adora: dare

Bow: go to sleep

Adora: I don’t like this game

[imbrains499]

I just wanna say that I have hated Catra and seen that she is an abuser since midway through season 1, and shipped Scorptra as long, hoping Catra would change, but she is an asshole instead

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[bingomann]

“…” “Bitch”

[neoptelemus-moved-deactivated20]

“Heyyyy!!!!”

*seen*

[imbrains499]

*kicks door open*

"HEY BITCH"

"hi"

[tinysinner]

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

[blade-of-grass]

Blade of grass: 2016

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Blade of grass: 2020

[fanficmustread]

WOOOOOOOO GO BLADE OF GRASS.

[chugging-dumb-bitch-juice]

This post has over 3x the reblogs as it does likes. Good stuff.

[aberrantemotion]

Actually people who liked said they were liking for the grass

[imbrains499]

I once had a friend who ate grass

[30-minute-memes]

It was an accident

[30-minute-memes]

I’m can’t cancel but they can

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[lumyri]

[imjusttiredlikeverytired-deacti]

Science side of Tumblr can you explain why I sometimes I have dreams and maybe months to even a few days some events happen just like the dream does and I'm just frozen-ish? Like I once had a dream were I was sitting down at a dinning table with my family and a strange man. Everyone was laughing and I could see everyone except that man. His face was blurred. And then a few months later I'm eating with my family at our new house. In a new city. When my mom invited one man from the people who helped us move. After that it played exactly like my dream and I was kinda just frozen-ish. Weird thing is that I have never seen that man in my life and I could not have conjured that guys voice in my mind. His voice was the exact same of my dream saying the exact same things???

[imbrains499]

Deja vu