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[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[nameawoman]

i love you chick flicks i love you mean girls i love you legally blonde i love you miss congeniality i love you 13 going on 30 i love you dirty dancing i love you devil wears prada i love you love & basketball i love you clueless i love you freaky friday i love you bring it on i love you she’s the man i love you a cinderella story

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[solarsyrup]

always some kind of fucking temperature

[the-barfbag-deactivated20231230]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

hnrgh *takes monday damage*

[cosed]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[997]

the way andy warhol would be doing NFTs if his stupid ass was still alive

[depsidase]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[sadhoc]

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

when I am emperor I will demand that you put the tracking number directly in the shipment confirmation email, and if you make me go to your website and sign in before I can access any tracking info, you’re going straight into the coliseum to fight for your life

[mrsterlingeverything]

What employers need to understand about me is that I do my thing

[splotchee]

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy