Bottom Shelf Elf

easily ammused | 29 | she/they

[aboutoriginality]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[dogpuppy]

[mosslingg]

[zsh-official]

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[meidotan]

like and reblog if you get a release only from seeing men cum and never came from touching yo clit, ever

[scatterdagger]

[princesslilymay]

Hagen Renaker - Siamese Cat

[eebie]

Im BAD. and thats GOOD.

I will NEVER be GOOD and thats not BAD.

there’s no-one id rather be…

than ME.

[parkore]

women r like 'i know a place' and send you here