Confessions of a Closeted Bisexual

My (usually) daily confessions of being a closeted Bisexual and my regualar posting of my lgbtq celebrity crushes

[imgayasinfuckyou]

I just(not really) realized that I’ve been out since 2019😅 but I’m still keeping the name the same and such!!!! But hiiiiii!! I’m offically out and proud as a nonbinary bisexual and demisexual person!

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[stilesisbiles]

Reminder: Bi Visibility Day is September 23. Remember to leave cookies out for Freddie.

[stilesisbiles]

Tonight!

[rainbowbarnacle]

[friendlyfrankenstein]

this is a good tradition and must be maintained

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[transfemgabriellamontez]

This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards

[frustratedasatruar]

[amerwitch]

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads, they also have a chat function on their website!

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[elvis-vaebsley]

Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.

[rodent-detector]

Spreading LGBTQ+ hotlines. Please reblog. It can save a life.

These hotlines are still available for LGBTQ+ youth after Trump kills 988 services

The Trump administration is cutting the 988 special service for LGBTQ+ youth, but there are still several existing lifelines for LGBTQ+ yout

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[lgbtqiatext]

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[depsidase]

[ellevandersneed]

i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

[ellevandersneed]

buddy you're not gonna believe this

[winsaykophum]

Lesbian flag Seychellized.

[datasoong47]

All pride flags should be like this

[winsaykophum]

seychellizes your flag

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!!

[phallicide]

composited

[alt234mega]

im peer reviewing these ones (@notpukichosadly)

[whalesharkcat]

Okay this but with a blue shell+shrapnel, pink explosion beams and a white background would be a sick MtF logo.

[trolleybusaberrations]

Give me 10 minutes.

[trolleybusaberrations]

Hey @whalesharkcat I did it :3

[tinysweetvoid]

[elvis-official]

Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[un-monstre]

I know that HRT gives you secondary sex characteristics in one direction or another, but we HAVE to stop telling nonbinary people that they “can’t pick and choose.” Of course, you can’t tell your testosterone that you’d rather not grow chest hair, but there are things you can do!

You could go on T so your voice drops and start shaving so you don’t grow a beard. You could start HRT and then stop once you get the permanent changes you like. You can pursue sterilization instead of bottom surgery. You can get top surgery without being on T. You can go on E and work out a bunch to bulk out your muscles. You can pursue laser hair removal or electrolysis to remove unwanted hair, with or without HRT. You could even just start hormones to see if you like it and then stop if it isn’t to your taste.

Obviously, you can’t order secondary sex characteristics a la carte, but we have to stop being so awful to nonbinary people. We should discuss the options we have, not shut down the conversation with “that’s what you get.”

[vampiref3mm3]

you aren’t too old to transition btw

[depsidase]

[amethyst-the-sage]

Some things never change. Or stay the same

[grandpa-spooks]

Ain’t no way Trump just said the government would establish two genders: male and female, in his inauguration speech, and people are still trying to say that queer folks have no need to be scared 😭 fucking losing it

[rafeandonlyrafe-deactivated2026]

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.