but now I can name it with a song

[parlaypeach]

Doomed by the narrative [redeemed by the Savior’s blood]

[tributary]

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[averyterrible]

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

[averyterrible]

@post-brahminism check it

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@edgar-allan-possum

[diabowlicat]

@mama-germany @dolldirector

[politijohn]

Source

Some good news

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[bluesturngold]

[lamignonette]

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

@strawberry-muffin-crisis

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

hey as long as you repent you're not judas. you're peter.

[contextfreepatentart]

[yohjimuse]

scrunkly x2

[wren-clouds]

The Odyssey but make it a Christian allegory.

The war is over, it's won. The king is coming back. But no one knows when he will return, they just wait for him. And evil forces are at work, plotting, abusing, taking over. But the king is coming--he has won the war and he is coming home. He will bring justice and punishment for evil when he returns, and he will claim his bride and elevate his son. No one knows when he is coming, but his wife remains faithful, waiting. His son remains watchful, waiting.

The king is coming.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

no fucking way

[the-song-not-sung-in-vain]

Me: Only fools fight to retain their dignity when death is on the line.

Friend: . . . What does that mean?

Me: It means I'm swallowing my pride and taking the dang ibuprofen.

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.