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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers đ some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?
Guys Iâm part of the club đ„ș
monsterqueerplatonic
Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.
This is asexual joy!
Something that gave H.P. Lovecraft nightmares is the work of my favorite artist. In "At the Mountains of Madness" he specifically mentions "the strange and disturbing Asian paintings of Nicholas Roerich."
This is what Roerich's paintings look like:
#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten
meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors
Im not one for rock divorce but I gotta be honest it's the funniest shit ever
numbers if they had youtube drama
ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.
suspiciousâŠ
there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, itâs not an allergic immune reaction, itâs mushroom poisoning but only for some people
edibility is FAFO
She's being so big and brave.
The long awaited sequel.
Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
ohhhhhh my godddddd
how it genuinely feels
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
Lyrics from Scylla- Epic the Musical
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.
Stardust (2007) is also this genre
angels, deciding what shape to take when interacting with The Humans: wellâŠ.eye contact is important to humans, right? they find it reassuring when they can see the eyes of the person theyâre talking to. so if we have LOTS of eyes, in very visible places, thatâll be even MORE reassuring
canât stop thinking how much sense it would make if every design choice angels made was just a misguided attempt to Relate To The Humans. imagine how those conversations went
wings: âhumans donât like things they canât understand, so if weâre going to levitate we should have wings. in fact we should probably have lots of wings, since weâre so big and impressive. humans like wingsâ
loud, booming voices: âfuck off Azrael the humans needs to be able to hear us.â
glowing: âno no no, itâs about visibility, right? the main human sensory organ works by detecting light, so if we emit lightâŠâÂ
wheels: âwhy the hell are you shaped like that?â âpiss off, the humans are really proud of this inventionâ
multiple faces/eyes: âit makes me relatableâ âi swear to God it doesnâtââ âi need to see in every directionâ â Azrael you are a supernatural messenger of god you do not needââ âTHE HUMANS NEED TO KNOW IâM WATCHINGâ
multiple limbs: âhumans have lots of limbs! they like limbsâ âlook i let you keep the wings butââ âhow do you expect me to walk?â â70,000 feet is not a reasonable number of feet, Azrael!â âfuck off iâm ENORMOUSâÂ
general gross misapprehensions of biology: âholy shit are your wings made out of eyes?â âlook before you say anything iâm like 100% sure iâve seen animals who have both wings and eyes. and you can fit so many more in this way!â ââŠ.you godforsaken googly-eyed geniusâ
#and this is why angels got so boring in the new testament after the Updated Guidelines were rolled out. âFour limbs???? iâm only allowed a maximum of FOUR LIMBS????? this is BULLSHITâ
#alternatively all the reported sightings of creepy ass angels was literally just the SAME angel #just the same freak who kept changing its meatsuit for funsies before god caught on
ok i have REFINED my theory!
Old Testament Angels look like that because life in the ocean outnumbered life on land, so naturally when they visited earth they modeled their appearance on the most common lifeforms. Hench you get things like
radial symmetry (i.e. angels shaped like spheres) which is objectively cooler than bilateral symmetry (starfish understand this)
Very Numerous Limbs (2 is not the average number of arms in the ocean)
random glowing (bioluminescence)
just generally being objects of Absolute Terror to land dwellers
a thousand eyeballs being the Norm (have you seen scallops)
in the majority of inhabited Earth areas (i.e. anything deeper than the continental shelf) old school angels would actually pass as Normal And Relatably-Shaped Lifeforms
my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it
