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â...And this is exactly why your country has a defici-â
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âBut Iâll even buy them for you!â
â...And this is exactly why your country has a defici-â
no, that was mean, even for him. â...definitely rich culture.âÂ
âPlease wear the Gucci loafers, Ludwig.âÂ
Why would ANYONE pay that much money for something that looked so ridiculous. Sorry, Feli, but those are worse than the sandal socks socks. âMy shoes are fine.â
Do you want to add Florence on our holiday list too?
Would he EVER miss the opportunity to dole a bit of overdue karma to Feliciano, in the form of a healthy helping of second hand embarrassment?
âAh. Sure.â
âLudwig.â
âThose socks are hella rad, bros!â
âAt least someone around here appreciates proper vacationing attire.â
âPlease just let me dress you. Youâre both too attractive for this.â
âSorry, Feli. Iâm all v-necked out.â
Great! I got a pair of crocs to wear with my own! Comfortable!
âAh yes. The feel of sand and plastic between the toes. My favorite.â
âIâll pray for you.â
âA lot of good thatâll do.â
Someone burn those socks-
No. Theyâre his favorite.
Obnoxious German Tourists.
@immerfleissig
Werenât we planning on spending our holiday in Spain or Portugal this year?
I have a gift for youâŚ
You can wear these when you wake up at the crack of dawn to put your beach towel down and save your space for when we go back later on.
Fantastic.
Iâll wear these WITH my sandals.
Consider me beach body ready.
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The Frenchman let out a sigh. He knew interacting with the German wasnât easy but his paternal instincts refused to give up despite the otherâs stubbornness.
âLudwig, Ludwig, Ludwig, Iâve leant you my listening ear because I know talking things through would get those problems off your chest. I even gave you some advice from the goodness of my heart. All I ask is for me to relieve you so much more by giving you a simple back massage. You can keep your trousers on if youâre that worried about my so called âlecherousâ reputation.â
Feelings werenât something that he particularly liked confronting, much less his own. Just, bottle them up, and pretend theyâre not there, or at the very least get over them. Inconsequential and just in the way. At least, for the most part. Which was quite possibly one of many reasons for his nigh constant irritability. To say Ludwig didnât deal with stress well was an understatement. Allowing the pressure to build, not unlike a shaken soda can was far easier, right? At least until it burst.
And Francis Bonnefoy just happened to be the one to pop the top today.
Leaving Ludwig to spew feelings all over the Frenchman, and then some. What an embarrassment.Â
Now, to add insult to injury, he was offering a means to alleviate some of that stress. Stress that he was handling just fine really. Lechery was the least of Ludwigâs concerns.
He had half a mind to turn it down again. Mutter that he was fine. Which he was. But hey.
It was free.
Broad shoulders heaved and then slumped in succession a Ludwig released a rather exaggerated sigh of defeat. âFine.â
Bamberg, Germany (by Thomas)
Gilbert was sitting in the living room, already pouring over a magazine that had a wide array of nail polishes, pearls, bows, and other cute things, mostly geared towards children. But Gilbert had gotten a new child.
âah! Hallo!â He called to Ludwig as the man came into the house. He jumped up and practically danced to the entranceway. There, he slid up next to him and slid his arms around Ludwigâs shoulders - or, as much as he could reach.
âThat is the newest member of our family! Isnât she beautiful? Her name is Henrietta, and she is a princess.â
He asked. Though he shouldnât have. He knew that the answer he would be given wouldnât have been much of an answer at all. There was no explanation aside from further adding to Gilbertâs impulsiveness, and really, was there any other? It was that impulsiveness that left him standing in the foyer, watching a chicken sitting on a Roomba, sliding back and forth. The only care the hen gave was a soft, yet shrill whine each time the little cleaning robot nudged the wall.
It took a moment for blue eye to finally pry themselves away from the spectacle, and the gathering of canines blocking his way further into the house, their heads following the Roomba in its motions to and fro.
A princess.
Well she sure was something.Â
But why.Â
âYouâre cleaning up whatever mess she makes.â
We just shared a moment of great warmth. I think a murder right now would really spoil the mood.
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âYou think so?â The question was posed accompanied by the lofting of a gold brow, though the expression the German gave Francis was otherwise flat. âBecause youâre pushing it.â
He only had three nerves today, and Gilbert had already used up two of them, unfortunately for Francis.
The front door shuts with a click, and the jingle of the keys still in his hand. Though that was the only indication of his arrival home, as something had stopped him before he could take so much as another step out of the meager foyer.Â
There, crossing right in front of him, was a crested hen, bedecked in fine pearls, upon her mobile throne, attended by a court of rather curious dogs.Â
â...Gilbert.â He called, into the bowels of their shared home, âWhy is there a chicken in the house?â
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Ludwig Beilschmidt was a man who was usually so well put together. He wasnât entirely sure when it all started falling apart.Â
No, he was sure. He could pinpoint perhaps the exact moment when things began to fray at the seams. Itâd been a slow, terrifying build, that led to a downward spiral into sheer, and unadulterated chaos that left his country in shambles, separated from his brother, and every time he stooped to pick up the pieces, the glue refused to set. And now there was a wall, a towering, physical manifestation of the divide enforced by four opposing ideals and only three of which could remotely tolerate each other, was being erected, running right through the middle of his capital. And the moment they broke ground was the very moment any shred of hope he had left had been buried.
Thatâs when things started to show. Little ticks and nuances that betrayed the fact, no matter how he tried to outwardly appear otherwise, that Ludwig Beilschmidt was not okay. Sometimes heâd miss a button on his shirt. Or his socks werenât matched on the first try. A hair was out of place and he wouldnât fuss with it. Paperwork sorted in the wrong tray in haphazard piles. And there were three pens on his desk instead of two, because good god he just couldnât keep up with one of them.
Through it all, there was Alfred. The only one of the four nations who made an effort to regularly check up on him outside of necessary political affairs. The only one of the four who would routinely show up unannounced, and extend his hand in some semblance of friendship and camaraderie. It wasnât that he couldnât blame the rest of them. He really couldnât. Wounds were still too fresh, and heâd still been licking his own. And he really wasnât sure if it was for the United Statesâ own public image, or if the act was genuine. Either way, Ludwig was appreciative. Heaven knew he was so lonely, anymore.
There, at the end of the hall, the American stood, in some pale, slate blue monstrosity that had the nerve to call itself a suit, with a grin plastered on his face, blue eyes sparkling behind his glasses. Despite how hideous his attire was (and he had to pair it with brown shoes. What was wrong with him?), the man was a sight for sore eyes.Â
His smile didnât falter as he reached up and straightened the tie around Ludwigâs neck, an accessory he didnât even realize was askew. But he supposed at least someone was making sure he had his shoes on the right foot, even if he wasnât aware of it at first.
Alfred gave his shoulder a hearty clap, and a laugh with a corny joke to lighten the mood, before guiding Ludwig to their first meeting of the day. And for just a moment he thought he might actually keep everything in line, if at least for a day.