welp here ya go...

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[cassiuspascal]

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

[cassiebones]

“OMG MR DICAPRIO I’M A HUGE—OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT?”

[rebellious-fae-deactivated20190]

Oscar worthy

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Yeah, someone get that penguin an oscar

[amnxsie]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[paulruddaily]

[perezhilton]

[girlwiththemagicpants-deactivat]

THIS is what passion looks like!!!

Ugh Alondra de la Parra is such a great conductor! Her energy is electric- love her!

[operamusings]

SUPPORT ALL THE FEMALE CONDUCTORS

THEYRE SUCH BAMFS AND YET SO ADORABLE

[4gifs]

[jamesisrambling-deactivated2014]

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

“Did you just catch that?”

I like that the batter actually looks impressed

I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.

[weloveshortvideos]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Wisest words of this century

[scruffmeplease-deactivated20230]

This is the realist shit ever spoke

[idreamofjimmy]

[pleatedjeans]

[2000yr]

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

[theoneandonlykarina-deactivated]

🙋🙍💕🌸 his shirt 😍

[2000yr]

Shut the fuck up

[fuyupersimmons]

description of me: incredibly average at everything, except math, where i am in fact, below average

[quietlyrebelling]

when the leaf looks crunchy AND THEN IT’S NOT

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

I sometimes feel like you guys experience life in a much more intense way than me

[hurdygurdywizard]

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

[luckticket]

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

not only am I funny but I have nice titties too

[lightningpotters]

shoutout to george, fred, and especially ron weasley for realizing that harry was stuck in abusive and unhealthy household and, in spite of the massive trouble they knew they could get in, taking immediate steps to personally see him removed from that environment, something no adult in harry’s life did.

[imnotcoolsorrynotsorry]

Bernie Sanders: It is unacceptable that the typical female worker made $1,337 less last year than she did in 2007.

Republicans: Hey, it's not our faults Eve ate that apple and cursed all women ever. We're just carrying out the Lord's punishment ://