Welp

Looks like you found this blog. Gooooooood for you. What, you want a gold medal or somethin?

[mediumsizedboy]

[nintendumb]

tbh i am personally gonna manifest in the home of everyone who reblogged this and dish out some beatings

[dinocaps-deactivated20180711]

Beatings won’t hurt nearly as much as it hurts to be away from the boys

[the-amateur-detective]

[kautic-deactivated20191008]

Homestuck

[ponponwaywaiwei-deactivated2022]

Hetalia.

[neji-san]

Naruto.

[hubnert]

Korra.

[twinsky]

The homestuck fandom has over 1.1 million ships please name me a fandom that has more

[kannakurono]

I may.

Naruto, haveing 858 characters, (supporting, main, villan, ect,) Has a total pairing combination of 14904014355327162476555290414328719424370128465209622513945548240847934453517987532148538153540680560000064734232283446435089427096149665602683207094084076919437568780781674533990674708553852908863094935934425681787866290855836589989534154069534260902769719177005700713150643170742912223567235767456946909998701714246561169357179794660009372216790712635927908803061483068757053443642328292140398525196245951616698273363942063983865442455468091814841853923197406628460446564578577231324887109364979694973483656067013970418278117444265651463246673600056740864376135532788898566484074712359391719819620226390006681808672718208241770714822933732439310720565548522984043584729897267752370521638075370533586310537591285401411978299062149197718011828543676493608251270910659455861816163839586663800739929111942602252170879317848639815066626069268423494994624712256656800764006924083618292789440318736919989956450388885100494577677227359046085594775826159464156994326712059008200411898532440682019645143888162872496534840053414360829011371341382197001749347773067125463151516101757270551449243805990219063787628122745386098779331417184953541411802153653313952394616555575130883772093666250057443240402551950849226868816714489789910496541429688574585166182747099742256471834589658552207637639962661377426983147653440082047963985381203919376287055656960042865075997942802285209992540074280690592325450547459912432340064404723474682537642453042155553062152161257609838041689124001588004584666505844064756521527467629412489118483447368895281965982832185962135332027885614216230737968557017497845060578576363400418280022372768490591414615098722832599773244521811771479227182744227498528022201217031852503426806952669973497170997422351792858644688160968923410100223999281164522777904218815486835571438106050182763260271202774859181019721314202128358815403704013678664490612692608908463548984227703422501687783158265176454931216194465026708087400038400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 And that’s not ENTIRELY accurate. Now, the number of pairings doesn’t make a series great, its the story itself that makes it great. However, if a shipping war were to break out between Homestuck and Naruto, if we went by the number of possible ships, Naruto would win. By a LANDSLIDE. 

[lordengliish]

There is 840 Homestuck characters, not including alternate timeline versions of characters, and tricksters, and many others, and that is only listing the characters who have a full wiki page. Not including selfcest, there are an infinite amount of ships, because you can not only ship them in love, but in Homestuck, you can ship them in moiraillegiance, kismesitude, and auspisticeship, which is OT3s. Naruto may have 18 extra characters, but we have four seperate ways we can ship each ship! And for auspisticising, each three of the characters involved can play the part of the auspistice! Homestuck has infinite ways to ship, and sorry, but would beat Naruto.

[seafoamjpg]

Dayum

[starbott-remade-blog]

your move naruto

[boorishkibbles]

I’m sensing a lot of sexual tension between these two fandoms right now.

[tinsin]

Naruto ships possible = (858 * 857) =

735,306

Homestuck ships possible (don’t forget, four romances, one tri-relational) = (840 * 839 * 3) + (840 * 839 * 838) =

592,703,160

What math were YOU doing?

[amiinu-deactivated20180102]

Alex you wonderfully saucy bastard you.

[mylittlemattie]

Wait, you are actually forgetting that in Homestuck it is possible for a person to be shipped with themselves (Karkat for example is in a kismesis relationship with his past/future selves). This brings the real total of number of ships closer to (840^2 * 3) + (840^3) = 

594,820,800

This is of course assuming that each character is only capable of having 4 types of ships.  If we factor in charms (which is the Leprechaun romance system) there are 9 types of relationships. However, it is clearly stated that Leprechauns can be in more than 1 charm with another Leprechaun. That means that the total number of combinations of relationships that a Leprechaun can have is :

 = 

511

There are 14 known Leprechauns in Homestuck meaning that the total number of possible “Leprechaun Only" relationships in Homestuck is (14*14*511) = 

100,156

So we add that number to the previous total for 594,820,800 + 100,156 = 

594,920,956

However, this is assuming that only Leprechauns can be in these types of relationships. If we assume that all characters can additionally be in these types of relationships (which I understand is a big assumption, but the fandom will probably ship everything possible anyway) then we need to add a few more numbers.

(840 * 840 * 511) =

360,561,600

I am going to add this to the first total I came up with so as not to include the Leprechauns twice. So the grand total number of ships possible in Homestuck assuming that every character can be in both Troll and Leprechaun relationships (but not both at the same time) is:

594,820,800 + 360,561,600 = 

955,382,400

So yeah…

[endgatia]

hey every nepeta ever

start on that wall

[decepticonfetti]

I believe I’ve addressed this before, however, I’ve decided to revisit my old calculations for funsies.

So remember how way back when I said G1 has 538 Autobots and 452 Decepticons? Remember that? And how I got that nifty calculation that said, hey the Transformers Fandom has nearly 3 billion ships in the G1 Continuity on its own? 

Well, I went back onto the TF Wiki and decided to calculate the total number of characters from every continuity that could be considered Cybertonian in origin.

TOTAL NUMBER OF AUTOBOTS = 3071

TOTAL NUMBER OF DECEPTICONS = 2469

TOTAL NUMBER OF MAXIMALS = 264

TOTAL NUMBER OF PREDACONS = 310

TOTAL NUMBER OF NEUTRALS = 40

TOTAL NUMBER OF MINICONS = 610

That is a grand spanking total of 6764 Cybertronian characters. If we were simply to address one specific method of pairing characters, say Full Spark Bonding between two individuals, this would lead to exactly 91,503,392 possible ships.

However, there are five widely observed types of relationships between Cybertronians. These are Full Spark Bond (2 Individuals), Partial Spark Bond (2 Individuals), Trine Bond (3 Individuals), Full Multiple Spark Bond (3 to 5 Individuals), Partial Multiple Spark Bond (3 to 5 Individuals).

Ahem.

Following my revised calculations, the total number of possible ships with JUST Cybertronian Characters is anywhere between 2,785,363,252,480 and 929,033,938,976.

Between 2 Trillion and 900 Trillion. 

In conclusion…

ROBOTS!!

[lieutenantlieutenant]

[starving-shartist]

Every once in a while the Transformers fandom will rear its head and you see a glimpse of infinity.

[gun-toting-science-nerd]

AAlways going to reblog this

[xx-starlightspeedway-xx]

@shaka-brahs

[mikaila-orchard]

Isn’t this the second time on Tumblr Transformers has outed Homestuck in terms of it’s shear size of content?  I feel like we’ve been here before.

[bunney]

[mysteryskeletons]

No, I'm not ok.

No I’m not ok. No I’m not ok with how my life is going or how anything I do looks. No, I’m not finishing my assignments well. No, I haven’t scheduled another therapist. No, I haven’t been eating. No, I’m not happy. Yes, I have called suicide hotline. Yes, I have tried getting help. No, it’s not working.

But it’s not like anyone asked anyways.

[eva-420]

[iguanamouth]

putting together sound effects for a jetsons esq scifi cartoon with my team of all birds

“ok i need something for a vehicle zooming past somebody, like a little rocket noise” 

“nailed it, thats exactly it - what about the same ship communicating, sending out signals. maybe with a galaga vibe”

“alright thats perfect, thats great, last ones kinda tricky …….i need a computer malfunctioning but really, just real fucked up. the worst you can possibly get”

“hot DAMN youve done it again”

[felixcolgrave]

[authoritative peep]

[felixcolgrave]

Waiting for a render, drew a garf to calm my nerves. Photoshop probably slowed down the rendering, but the garf was undeniably therapeutic.

[loveamongthesailors]

I open up my lasagna cupboard and like 50 of these little scamps come scuttling out. My lasagna; gone

[imnotcrazyhopefully]

my wretched computer, whirring in pain: please your majesty may i update

me, looking down at my subject from atop an ivory throne, sipping wine from a glass made out of a skull as i scroll through tumblr dot com: i think not

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[skooth]

i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain

i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey

[labors]

“put it with the rest, susan” i say to my therapist as she hands me another disorder

[veeranger]

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

[fay-eufemie]

That’s just majoring in the same thing twice

[veeranger]

Honestly this is the only good reply on this post and you’re so right

[haskull-deactivated20140405]

Reblog to Activate the Bees

[an-entire-melting-baby]

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

[haskull-deactivated20140405]

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.

[haskull-deactivated20140405]

(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

[vanilluxite]

me 15 minutes before the class ends: maybe the professor isn’t going to show up we can just lea-

professor:

[memegod]

[imnotcrazyhopefully]

Wife: When the fuck did you buy a new sink?!

[whatshouldwedraw]