lets not

ba da da da daa

[kaldwinss]

[illumahottie]

Shut the fuck up

[jovan]

I’m so sick of this website

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[setheverman]

i’m getting messages like “i’m sorry about what happened in sweden last night” and i’m sitting here like “???? what happened????”

turns out trump had a speech where he talked about terrorism and said “You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden… Sweden!” but nothing actually happened here and our government is now trying to figure out what he was talking about ????? ? ? ????? ? ?????????????????

[sauvamente]

Oh my god

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

What universe is this

[imanes]

it’s the universe in which former swedish prime minister and minister for foreign affairs asks the president of the united states of america what he’s been smoking

[prettysailorsoldier]

some people??? lie about terrorist attacks??? to cope?????

[narputo]

[quickweaves]

holy shit 

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

PLEASE

[life4lovers]

once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me

nice to know boys do that too

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[best-of-memes]

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[stevesdiana-deactivated20200606]

the thought of me having sex: nice

the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting

[micdotcom]

George W. Bush speaks out against Trump’s war with the media, travel ban and Islamophobia

[freifraufischer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[oklahomo]

[theantipodeanhomo]

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

[as-warm-as-choco]

by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

[j4d3d-dr4gon]

How? 🐠🐱

[catwithbenefits]

You know how your cat always seems to stare off into space? Turns all they’ve been looking at Pokemon all this time. Only now has Niantic given us the technology to see them, too.

[starry-eyed-feline]

Spell Niantic wrong and it’s Nyantic…

Our cat overlords have given us this gift

[sugarmoonaki]