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connor | he/him, 21| dumbass | twitter and insta both @impiwimp

[impiwimp]

Hi erm. I made an etsy its barebones but. if u like crochet? and want some tapestry patterns? check it out maybe?

ImpTapestry - Etsy

Shop items by ImpTapestry located in San Marcos, Texas.

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[friendraichu]

unfortunately no matter how stupid this website gets, i will remain here until it goes down like the titanic

[guiltfactory]

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

Hey did anyone notice that the grass is a little greener and all of the birds’ singing is even more beautiful today, or is that just me.

[saulwexler]

people saying "vance is worse" don't get it. I want trump to die, not because I want the country to heal, but because I want trump to die.

[halondrus]

Has i woke up with a boner boner reached this website yet

[sezept]

[celestial-squid]

I have no clever caption, Starwalker using @selachiihook's pattern hehe

[maidthings]

awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

[49mp]

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[impiwimp]

made a lancer button

[impiwimp]

ok ignore that im five days late, this is done w/ the shortcuts app on ios

heres the settings

make a file folder with all your mp3’s in it, link it to this script (replace “LANCER” with the folder), and set the shortcut as an icon on your home screen

got my mp3’s w/ a youtube to mp3 converter, and edited down the queen’s mixtape one to be 4 seconds long. i recommend putting a lot of copies of the splat sound if you want your other sounds to be rarer to get lol

[impiwimp]

made a lancer button

[impiwimp]

apply, rejected. apply, rejected. apply, ghosted. apply, interviewed, rejected. apply, ghosted. apply, interviewed, rejected. apply, ghosted. apply, interviewed, rejected.

[vee-dmsr]

[archosaur-automaton]

mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this could have been a completely normal, nonsexual post about mousegirls with various careers, but u just had to go and ruin it by implicitly referencing an airplane

[thegoodmorningman]

Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

[the-second-sanctuary]