👨Goodman ♂️ Woodman 🪵27✨ Korfball ⚽️

(he/him, 27) This blog is mostly shitposts and blorbo from Parahumans web serials.

[impliedbass]

Heaven must be empty because all the trans fags are here.

[she-waves-at-cats]

I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

[ivy-michaels]

estrogen would have saved Jesus of Nazareth

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

tosses a buttermilk pancake at you like a frisbee

[robdogdraws]

Real conversation I had with someone last semester

Full panel ver.

[nick-nonya]

[scooterplastic]

Gets so mad my pronouns change

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finns when they switch from "se" to "hän" to show their disdain towards this person they're talking about

[normystical]

OwO ? iz dat a widdle bolgy-wolgy? fur ME? hehe~ let's have a widdle lookie here, hm~? *pries open the lithium ion battery and

[oneheadtoanother]

[le-dreadmau5]

Ok so Dallas, Texas now has a Trans Pride Mural dedicated to Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera and I’m living for it

[rosarium]

This is Southend-on-Sea!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

do you think sex ed in gotham city is the same as ours? or does it come with extra warnings like "stop the spread of joker gonorrhoea: use bat-condoms"?

hey. what the FUCK is joker gonorrhea.

[greengoddesssmoothie]

[renthony]

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

[renthony]

I once held hands with my husband at an event where my wife was also present, and a concerned parent lectured me about how she didn't want us to "influence" her son. Our icky gay polyam hand holding was such a threat to this woman that she made a point to corner me away from my partners and get me on my own to lecture me about being "indecent." If she had been inclined toward violence, I would have been fucked.

Hand holding. That's all it fucking took.

So catch me at Pride in a leather harness and holding a bat, because if hand holding is all it takes, we owe it to each other to stand together.

We're here. We're queer. Get fucking used to it.

[le-dreadmau5]

[sylestial]

[bucketofcrows]

masks as a signifier of deceit or attempting to hide something is Out. masks being used to represent stepping into one's own identity and not one foisted upon them is the new hit craze

[bucketofcrows]

masked character removing their mask in front of someone as a sign of trust: boring, overdone, reinforces the idea of the mask as the "fake" identity and the "real" face as the "true" identity

masked character's mask accidentally comes off in front of someone but they look away to avoid seeing their face as a sign of trust and respect: now we're cooking with gas

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[fittingoutjane]

Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.