👨Goodman ♂️ Woodman 🪵27✨ Korfball ⚽️

(he/him, 27) This blog is mostly shitposts and blorbo from Parahumans web serials.

[impliedbass]

Heaven must be empty because all the trans fags are here.

[galetops]

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[mushroominawaterbottle]

would you love me if i was a dead lizard behind your wardrobe

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[64mpg]

i would be so good at being a person who benefits from nepotism

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[she-waves-at-cats]

I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

[ivy-michaels]

estrogen would have saved Jesus of Nazareth

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

tosses a buttermilk pancake at you like a frisbee

[robdogdraws]

Real conversation I had with someone last semester

Full panel ver.

[nick-nonya]