Impulse

when the the when the when the when when the yeah

[umbragarbar]

Poison bug

[fwizard]

omfg

[amvs]

​hold on i have to look something up

[amvs]

yeah he’s autistic

[louisegluckpdf]

[dietranch]

intruder

[wollymight]

silly comic I made this morning

[onion-souls]

OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

[bipolar4autistic]

My name is Jakob, I’m here in my multi million dollar home with my husband, he’s also named Jakob. I’m training him like a bisexual guard dog to salivate at the command phrase “we should stop by Trader Joe’s” because he knows I’ll let him do anything to my body if he remembers to get the ghee that I purposely left off the list to test him. And you’re watching HGTV.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The Yugioh world championships are in France this year and apparently Macron appeared on the official live stream to wish the players good luck which is insane in and of itself but it also resulted in one of the craziest unedited pictures of a politician in history:

[gowhiteboy-go]

[cringepoop]

[woolandflax]

You wouldn’t understand

[brucebocchi]

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

[chufflepop]

Umbreon

[izzypaw]

pokemon requests from my insta story ^_^

[liddel]

Eepy lil guy :3

[dragoncafeart]

Mimikyu for the 6th day! Hooray!

[impulsefibre]

kill yourxelf

i don't really feel like doing that tonight but thanks for the kind words <3

[chaosfetti]

Oh to be a little chimecho blowing in the wind

[impulsefibre]

i have been told at gunpoint to post help me sos

[sacred-portal]

[low-polly]

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge