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[wet-floor-sign-official]

DUCKS DONT LIKE BREAD

ITS BAD FOR THEM

FEED THEM FROZEN PEAS

IM BEGGING YOU

[twilight-princess-link-official]

It’s soooo bad for their digestive systems yall please get seeds or something

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s soooo bad for their

digestive systems yall please

get seeds or something

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[imreallystruggling]

quoting mr. hippo

"[...] when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees, or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. [...]"

[poetrylesbian]

literally crying laughing at this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i'd kinda assumed there was more alpaca in an alpaca

[xingiliang]

Edit Credits to starkbox1 on tiktok. ART IS MINE

I don’t throw shade I cast eclipses

[assgod]

post so ancient the profile pic faded

[calamity-blossom]

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[boccher]

witch hat atelier so far seems to be quite obviously about the disenfranchisement of children in academia and training so why did i only ever hear about those two yaoi men. do men likers even listen to the things they're watching

[monidoll]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[vasquez-rocks]

happy pride to this fucking thing susanna thompson does with her mouth

happy pride to this visible saliva that avery brooks decided to leave in the final cut of rejoined

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[swordy-da-goat]

I might have my facts wrong but scallops can squirt lil water jets if they're agitated/need to move? what about scallop makeup box thing mimics? (you know the little ones that open and shut for like, idk, blush? I'm going to assume you know what I mean.) You open your box and it angrily spits at you and then slams shut.

One way to check if mimic is to examine the hinge btw

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]