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there are tears in my eyes

shaving isn’t even like remotely close to the biggest issue feminism needs to tackle but it’s just astonishing to me how the most lukewarm bare minimum of normalizing natural body hair on women is met with such pushback from “progressives” on here. like that’s why i keep bringing it up. like if you fucks can’t get behind “women shouldn’t feel like they have to shave and shouldn’t be groomed into shaving” then what the hell can you be counted on for? nothing, clearly

diphowell

If Dan has a memory, Phil is in it, even if he wasn't there at the time.

userlesbian

he likes him <3 really <3

a-gentle-yoink

mhm

fallout-lou-begas

you don't have to advertise that to me, i'm already well aware

fallout-lou-begas

is this before or after the hand stuff

fallout-lou-begas

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

fryday

it could be because i've been mia for a while but i feel like dnp are getting better at talking about nothing. there was a period of time post-hard launch, after they'd exhausted all those big juicy topics they could never talk about before like bed-sharing and exes etc, when it felt like they were still finding their footing wrt to the kind of content they wanted to create on the pod — and i don't mean segments, i mean asking how are we gonna riff off each other in this new era? what makes for interesting blabber as opposed to filler? and of course they could still run into those blocks now — the creative process is just as much about inspiration and luck as it is about skill and comfort — but they're overall so much smoother with it now, so much lighter and sillier and looser, and it's making for a really enjoyable experience!!

garfield-comic

ahappydnp

can't stop thinking about the fact we'll have a new dan and phil song about their relationship for this tour but this time Phan Is Real and Legal like????? how am i supposed to survive???

can't believe they have to top is it queerbaiting or homoerotic friction

oldmanpusspuss

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

veganfeministfromhell

these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck

oldmanpusspuss

I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what

dnp-game2

Dip and Pip once again overestimating a majority of phannies ability to understand their jokes

jesterlesbian

me when something i didn't know is brought to my attention

pealeii

❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity

❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love

✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell