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6 Signs That You Have Unintentionally Given Up On Love

Ever feel like no matter how hard you try, you cannot seem to get lucky in love? You may feel like you are doing all of the right things; trying to go and meet new people, being on dating apps, trying to engage in conversations with people and hoping to find a deeper connection with them and being open minded to the possibility of finding love.

Despite all that, you may feel discouraged and wondering why you are having issues finding the right match for you. Given that we are also in a pandemic, the lack of social and physical contact can create obstacles and make it harder to pursue romantic relationships with people.

If you have had bad experiences trying to pursue romantic relationships, it may feel like the best thing to do is to throw the towel in, give up on love and save yourself the heartache. Dating can be a scary experience; being vulnerable is not always something which sits well with us on as humans and we can be avoidant when it comes to finding a romantic partner.

Here are 6 common signs that you have unintentionally given up on love:

You don’t take up opportunities to meet new people anymore.

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Katatsumori (Naomi Kawase, 1994)

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me as an airline pilot

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me over the intercom: do you guys like me

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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

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“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

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This should win an Oscar

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A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

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yes hello i am here to learn geometries

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That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

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You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

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THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

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Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

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Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

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Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

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they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

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ok but so do we

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@neurodivergent-crow

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Cool facts about crows:

1. Crows understand the concept of gifts.

There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you. 

2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans.

There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help.

3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool.

4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self

If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow.

5. Crows have regional dialects and accents.

They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different.

6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest.

They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out.

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Crows are better than people

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Remember when Alicia Keys’s background artist showed her up

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🌚

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He would be so fired 😭😂

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You see the side eye? 😂

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I’m The Background Vocalist 😂

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Black Panther Tarot (Part 1) - 2018

My take on The Black Panther movie characters. Part 2 available HERE

Available as prints at my shop.

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LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK

We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?

Did you guess yet?

If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.

Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…

Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Have you guessed it correctly? Have you really?

Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”

Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

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This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.

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You guys don’t understand, Henry Selick was so happy and so incredibly nice and grateful that there was a festival solely dedicated to the art of Stop Motion and that he was an invited guest. He was treated like a superstar in his craft, and he was absolutely surprised.

All stop motion animators were actually. So please please please, appreciate this guy and his hard work in his key role at keeping stopmotion animation alive and well today.

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vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time

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This is so disturbing.

I’m not sure about the source, but I’ll give credit… - Update: @avariea thank you for finding the source… and the credit belongs to @disneyunhappilyeverafter. Powerful stuff!

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holy shit

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safety boy tell ‘em

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I get so frustrated with myself because when I get stressed out and overwhelmed I get angry and irritated so quickly. I don’t want to be this way, I want to be positive and have good energy as much as possible and I don’t know how to not get upset. Instead of actually dealing with the emotions and working them out I just ignore them and I stop talking about anything, I don’t even know what to talk about when I want to talk about how I’m feeling, I don’t really have anyone that I talk to about this stuff either, it’s hard for me to open up about it in person without stuttering and saying “I don’t know” after every sentence. Even through messaging it just doesn’t work idk what’s wrong with me; I’ve never been good with words. Right now I am so overwhelmed and anxious and idk how to really deal with it, I just want to go to sleep and cut myself off from everything. 

Also I might be starting my period within the next 3 days so LOL

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this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

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YOU’RE WELCOME

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do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

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dark skinned women are beautiful pass it on