Number Zero

Hi! I’m Zero! I’m not real, I’m just a cryptic persona

[grungebook]

“The first time I met Robert Smith of the Cure, he was inebriated. He asked me to kiss him, and I said, ‘I don’t want to kiss you.’ He said, ‘Why not?’ I said, ‘Because you’re a man.’ He said, ‘That’s alright, I’m not a man.’ Then he threw up on my shoes.”

— Smashing Pumpkins’ Billy Corgan on That Metal Show

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

fuck it sure

[insomnianightss]

I'm getting hammer attacked😭

[insomnianightss]

Cool

[insomnianightss]

I'll never get tired of the jetset life

[imyourzer0]

Girl, you better be careful

[outofcontextdiscord]

[worldhammerer-old]

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

[akashicrecord]

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

(stroking your cheek) i would find and kill you in any lifetime

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

[godmybackhurts]

This implies you're the same species

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

glad you caught that! yes

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[syro]

[felicitypdf]

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

[aflo]

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

[ipunchmen]

please respect european cultural dishes

[xkill-me-kittenx]

want me to kill them for you?? (flirting)

[knifeslidez]

television all the time

[ashstfu]

virgo season by the fucking way

[aw-orch1d59]