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[imzadamymoon]

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[teamwaffle-o]

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[teamwaffle-o]

gav update

[disteal]

“time to go home, then?”

[acepalindrome]

Someday I really want someone to make a series about a team of magical girls, expect they’re all adults now and thought their days of saving the world with the power of friendship and glitter was behind them. But now some new evil has emerged, and they’re all suddenly finding their powers coming back after being dormant for years, and after a couple days of desperately hoping a new team of fifteen year olds would appear to take care of this, they eventually realize that it’s all up to them.

So that means digging through old boxes of keepsakes to figure out where they stuck their Rainbow Twinkle Wand after they finished saving the world the first time around, and hoping the outfit still fits (it’s a magical transformation, so yes, it adapts to their adult bodies and fits perfectly, even though it’s a lot more frills and sparkles than they’ve worn in a very long time.) Also gotta get used to yelling their attack names, because the magic doesn’t work otherwise. One lady shouts ‘Strawberry Lipbalm Ray!’ and blasts a monster into oblivion, and then stares off into the middle distance because she’s 30 years old and has a mortgage.

[lonelylittlewarlock]

A follow up idea that, for a time, this totally works. Its awkward and feels silly but at least it works. But then the bbg ramps up their efforts and stronger villains start springing up, maybe even a previously defeated villain that wasnt particularly hard before, but they get wrecked. And they realize that while the magical girl thing worked in the past with "strawberry lipbalm ray" they arent teens anymore and they stuff they used to love (but maybe obscure of society to fit in) dont work as well anymore and they have to balance the fact that, yea they are like 30 somethin and adults and the things they *used* to be into dont work, the stuff they are into now totally does. And suddenly strawberry lipbalm ray is turned into strawberry shortcake baking bonanza and its like 10x stronger than it ever was because theyve learned to accept being an adult doesnt mean giving up the sillier things you love, but also, sometimes those sillier things u love change into new things

[shencomix]

[nightly-sereine]

[latenights]

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

[shounenchild]

This comment absolutely decimated me on impact

[hellsite-yano]

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

[hellsite-yano]

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

[zoobus]

Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[meangirlnurse]

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

[meangirlnurse]

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

[meangirlnurse]

wait

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

[just-abnormal-human]

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

[catchymemes]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

these women are all clearly high as shit

[micaxiii]

living their best life

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[queerspeculativefiction]

My cat Nosse had tooth surgery, and had a very strong reaction to the drugs given so he was high as a kite for a lot longer than expected. Apparently he was so desperately cuddly for people that they put him around the neck of one of the nurses doing paperwork, and he just hung there for an hour, purring like a chainsaw, drooling on her shoulder.

[purpletangyvaginas]

[uncontrolledmisfit]

i thought it was just me

[myhaireatskids]

sir, that’s my emotional support titty

[gredbril-deactivated20210416]

[southerntinkerbelle]

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

[shencomix]

[ventusvibrio]

Wait, why not?

[charleythehouseplant]

TL;DR: Tattoos are associated with organized crime in Japan.

Longer explanation: While tattoos in Japan may have originally been considered to be a status symbol and have religious importance (we have accounts of tattooed Japanese people from Chinese diplomats during the Yayoi period, 300BC-300AD), during the Kofun period (300-540AD), they became a tool used to mark criminals, coming to a head in 1720 where full-arm tattoos were used exclusively for ‘minor’ offenses instead of cutting off noses and/or ears.

All of this led to tattoos getting hugely stigmatized. Until fairly recently, the only people you could find who did have tattoos were generally part of the yakuza (Japanese mafia), who often chose hugely elaborate tattoos based off of traditional Japanese art. Here’s a few of them:

Tattoos in Japan are still so controversial that in 2012, the then-mayor of Osaka, Toru Hashimoto, launched a campaign to get companies to get rid of their employees who had visible tattoos that was very well-received, with many companies siding with him.

Many swimming pools and onsen still ban tattooed people for all of this. During the 2019 rugby championship in Japan, the government effectively begged the foreign players and supporters to please cover up in public because people will react badly, and with the 2020 Olympics in Japan, apparently the government has tried to launch an awareness campaign amongst the public that tattoos on foreigners aren’t considered a sign of criminal conduct in their home countries, because the press backlash would be a nightmare.

[squided]

Athletes: *arrive with tattoo sleeves and openly brandishing it*

The Japanese: “oh my god they just sent us all their murderers”

[biglawbear]

As someone with visible tattoos this is. Actually really good info

[glumshoe]

fantasy video game locations include the ocean, the mushroom forest, the misty moors, the mystical machine land, and Ancient Egypt

[glumshoe]

sci-fi video game locations include the dilapidated city overrun with alien fungi, tentacle forest, OSHA violation building, spaceship corridor labyrinth, giant nest of alien eggs, desert planet with worms, and Ancient Egypt

[sirfrogsworth]

Ugh, I just hate the “it won’t fix everything, so why bother?” attitude. 

[sirfrogsworth]

“But Universal Healthcare might cause wait times for non-critical patients! So we might want to hold off addressing healthcare altogether until everyone is dead and it’s no longer necessary.”

“Green energy can’t replace 100% of fossil fuel so let’s do nothing and die in a cloud of smog.”