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currently misquoting: Stray Kids, NCT, Pentagon, ATEEZ, TXT || main blog|| writing blog || asks are open 💜 talk to me

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Ten: guys who can pull off facial hair are hot

Xiaojun: I t-think you're supposed to use a razor

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babe i juST came across your blog and it’s?? so?? amazing?? i lovE IT! 🥺♥️

I'm amazing? No, YOU are amazing!

Thank you for this 💜 I really appreciate it! I'm glad you like my blog & I hope I made you laugh even it's just for a little bit (that's what I'm here for lol)

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Hongjoong: the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

Yeosang: you either die Spongebob or live long enough to see yourself become squidward

Yunho: oh my God

[yanankim]

hi i made a quiz to tell you which pentagon title track you are

[incorrectstraykidz]

Chan, a trainee: *praying* hey it's me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly speaks english? Someone cool tho, please? It's all I ask for. I just want a sweet, english speaking friend. Please...

Felix, walking into JYPE: 🤟😉YOOO G'DAY MATE🤪😎IM FELIX😛🤣AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE🇦🇺🇦🇺😱OI OI OI🇦🇺👌LEZ GEDDIT🤩😏MY BROS😍😅

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Hello everyone! Hope you are all being healthy and safe with all this sickness going around. I am a 19 year old, broke college student. I am looking to buy myself a crappy car so I can be more independent and not have to rely on my abusive parents. My dad is physically abusive and my mom is verbally abusive. I’ve handled it pretty well for the past 19 years because I thought that was love, but the more time I spend with them the worse my mental health gets. I only recently realized that I was living in an unhealthy environment. My parents never let me have a job because they wanted me to rely on them and I need to move out of this place as soon as possible. I secretly got a side job that’s helping me earn some money, but very slowly. It’ll take me about a year until I can have my own place and until then I’ll just live in a car so I am begging you to please help me in anyway you can. I would be grateful for even a penny. If you truly can’t spare me anything then please just repost this so others can see it. Thank you so much and have a great day!

My Venmo is @amajj1834

My Cashapp is $amanyalhajaji

If anyone would like to chat, you can text me at [phone]. You could also use this number for Zelle or PayPal

[fluffyunhoe]

Please take time & read this. If you can help out please do💙✨

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Yunho: What are you doing, sitting here in the dark?! Lord, San, sometimes I swear you’re part gargoyle

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[In the OT21 group chat]

Johnny: you can censor swear words with the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face

Renjun: don't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing tell me what to do

[dreamyremu]

Minho: FUCK

Chan: Language

Jeongin: English

[incorrectkids]

Woojin: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Chan, whispering to Felix: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Felix, too good too pure: Because I have little hands!

Chan, tired dad™: Because he has little hands

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I really hate having a heart problem. There were so many things that I passed off as asthma or normal or not a big deal but no it was a fucking heart problem. And I absolutelt hate how my primary care physician is brushing it off as being too out-of-shape or obese. Like, I exercise everyday because I generally enjoy working out and staying fit, even though I can't as much anymore, and I'm 5'3" and 90-97lbs, I'm anything but obese and I migh have an eating disorder on the sidelines, what the fuck

Hi anon💜

Honestly, heart problems suck. I'm not trying to offend you or anyone else, neither am I speaking from my own personal experience but my dad had heart issues when I was growing up and he was in and out of hospital for the longest time and yeah it kinda sucked. Idk what type you have but I hope you're getting the medical care you need, sweetie.

I don't get why your primary care physician brushes it off though?? Have you tried talking to them? Showing them evidence that you actually do workout and that you aren't out of shape? or even just changing your pcp? (I'm in no position to try and tell you how to live your life, darling I'm just concerned because he/she doesn't seem to be handling your condition very professionally from my viewpoint)

I don't know you but I'm pretty sure you're not obese, sweetheart. 5'3" and 90-97lbs? I'm 5'1" and like 115 to 130lbs and I love going to the gym and working out too (can't do it now cause of quarantine and stuff sigh). About the eating disorder, one of my friends had one while we were in high school and it got really bad (she's better now don't worry) so if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here, my messages/asks are always open💞

Thanks for coming to rant in my ask box, anon. I hope my ramblings weren't annoying or anything, I tried to cut down otherwise this reply would've been too long and tedious to read (Idk probably?) But I hope you feel better, darling! You're welcome to rant in my ask box again 💜

-kay

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Woojin: [trying to flirt] have you ever fallen in love?

Chan: [drinking his 10th cup of coffee] I can't even fall asleep

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Beomgyu: I've conquered my fear of ghosts

Soobin: that's the spirit!

Beomgyu: oh shit where

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Jisung, after finding out that someone drank the last chocolate milk: I can't wait to get my license so I can legally drive myself off a cliff

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🌜sleepover with me🌛

as i don’t have plans for the night i decided to interact more with my followers!! please stop by and:

rant about something

tell me about you or your day

based on my tumblr, tell me what you think i’m like irl

tell me about your irl crushes/tumblr crushes

send me an opinion

send me a would you rather or have you ever

tell me a secret

ask something personal/ something you want to know about me

ask for advice

top 3 anything

literally anything you want!!

i’ll answer until i go to bed, unanswered asks will be published tomorrow! have a lovely night everyone!

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Anyone wanna do this? Ask box is open lovelies ✉✨

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Hii! ❤ I'm a StayUniverseNCTzen already but I'm starting to get to know TxT and Ateez, so you have any recommendations for some of their songs? Your blog is great by the way! Much love 💕

Hey there!

First off I'd like to say thank you for liking my little blog. It means a lot to me💜

Secondly, I'd like to welcome you to the MOAtiny (moa + atiny) family!! They're both great groups that deserve all the love and support 💞

Song recommendations are usually hard for me personally because I love & appreciate ALL their songs but I'll give you some of my all time favourites.

TXT:

Run Away (latest comeback title track, pretty magical sounding & upbeat)

Crown (debut song, very fresh and upbeat w/a catchy melody)

Cat & dog (most people have mixed feelings about this one but I LOVE it. hiphop type beat but still pretty cute. has an English version too)

underrated bops -Blue Orangeade, New Rules, Rollercoaster(our maknae hueningkai took part in songwriting for this one)

slow songs: Magic island & Nap of a star (they're both amazing ✨ and have beautiful mvs)

ATEEZ:

Treasure & Pirate King (debut title tracks)

Hala Hala & Say My Name (2nd mini album title tracks, dancing on point, these songs SLAP, most people's favourites)

Illusion & Wave (3rd mini album tt, summertime vibes. illusion has more of a cute hip hop beat while wave is more tropical)

Wonderland (1st full album tt, basically an anthem, marching band, KAJA, it's amazing)

Answer (idk how to describe it. flute, vocals on point, hip thrusts)

upbeat side tracks: Stay, Utopia, Promise, Dazzling light, Horizon

slower songs: With U, Desire, Star 1117

emotional bops personal opinion: My way, Thank U, Sunrise, Better, Aurora (leader hongjoong wrote & produced this)

and finally, I'm sorry for making you read all that but I hope you find the songs you like & fall in love with these two groups like I did

Both groups already have their own universe & story lines so good luck figuring those out lmao if you do help me out I'm so lost

If you need any more help here are some guides: an unhelpful guide to ateez and a helpful guide to txt. hope this helps. Happy stanning!!

bye sweetheart! 💜

Much love💞

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[Hiking]

Shinwon: *falls* I won't make it. Go on without me!

Hongseok: *rolls eyes* it's just a toe cramp

Shinwon: b-but I'm covered in some kind of clear blood

Hongseok: that's sweat

Shinwon: tell my story!