Closet Nerd

Hey guys! *waves* Personal Blog. She/her. Christian. American. Also dying biochem grad student. I'm trash for a good story, appreciate the arts, and enjoy odd knowledge. Happy to hear what you have to say :)

[alientitty]

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[justalurkr]

Sound absolutely up

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did u see a new like animation

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Voting ended onDec 25, 2025

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[brieflyshadywolf]

i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit

[thatoneunknowncognitohazard]

Wait

Something's off about this comic by Shen...

There's no way he didn't intend to do this

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[pixelprofligate]

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

[bogleech]

[in-libris-libertas]

Ah, the AI version of “as previously described” scientific journal article loop

[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

The Last Out of Touch Thursday of 2024!

[rvllybllply2014]

I can’t even build a normal one and he’s out here doing this

[juney-blues]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Are you ugly on purpose pickles?

[conceivablyanyone]

My roommate and I reference this ask about once a week….

went for a tarot card style

[poikaboo]

ebb 'n eez 'er scrooge???? i hardly know 'er!

[poikaboo]

no, tumblr, i have faith in the christmas spirit. this will find the person it needs to.

[bearie]

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[woman-becomer]

can you believe what we once had. a sandwich. a footlong sandwich. just five dollars. this country used to be something

[followmetoyourdoom]

Personally, I think the best way to burn the Gävle goat would be to infiltrate the security team, play the long game y'know. Join the team and keep the goat safe for 3 or 4 years, maybe even 10 years, make them trust you, maybe marry a fellow security person. Then, when they least expect it, whoosh up goes the goat, your beloved is the first on the scene, you see the devastation in their eyes as they ask 'why? Was it all a con?' And you will sweep your beloved off their feet and dip them in front of the blazing goat as the head crumbles into itself sending up a column of dramatic flames. And you will declare your love for two things: arson, and them. And then you sloppy kiss and run away from the law together.

Eighteen years later, a young person who looks suspiciously like the both of you joins the security team...

[lea-mg]

Animation sequence i made for school, was very fun to do i love mopsickle