[supermodelcats]

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem

[blue0909]

fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial

[blue0909]

yeah okay my six note post about playing fnaf at the thomas jefferson memorial is gonna get 100k notes

[pondwitch]

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

[wigglyistough]

good

[crunchymaggots]

I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because  he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

That man was a treasure.

[katbelleinthedark]

I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.

[vivienne-faustina]

I both fear and have feelings for this man.

[wa-u-moved]

via @chongoblog

[whyyjess]

hey! so uh i'm going insane here are the sillies

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[brieflyshadywolf]

[exceptionerroralex]

[mercurio-shadowz]

shadow is a gay parrot: the comic

(Y'ALL I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TITLE THIS I'M SORRY LMAO)

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[pepperpepi]

someone suggested making agent stone . A stone. I must deliver.

last post :D

[daringdoombringer]

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

[segamascott]

[inactive-2782928474939]

i hate them so much

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[laserbobcat]

More Narinder showing his freshly resurrected sons disciples around and teaching them valuable life lessons. They loosen up pretty quick.

I'm 100% stealing the thing I've seen some people draw, with Narinder's third eye always betraying him. It's so funny.

[boltmoonvic]

Dreamier Island: Autumn Nocturne

Part 2

First Part | Next Part

[meow-moment]

creating a new OC. He's a doctor who treats weird kink furries. his bit is that every patient who comes into his office he has to figure out how to complete the checkup while working around some weird toon-logic contrivance. He's like the doctor house of kink because he's the only one in his field capable of getting results. He's massively overworked and he's been IP banned from the e621 forums.

[meow-moment]

His name is Doctor RJ Yiphman and he's one wrong move away from getting fired.

[meow-moment]

Doctor Yiphman treats more patients

[meow-moment]

Yiphman's back

[meow-moment]

[stellastarprincess]

I love Dr. Yiphman so much, wanted to draw him encountering a drone X3

[kaykeykiykoykuy]

today I made anti-yaoi/yuri bfdi stamps ♥️

[angelbitezzz]

Pick him up and move him like bowling ball