I’m Not As Dumb As I Am.

I like reading books, watching films, and getting high off the latest memes. Currently a uni student in London.

[inappropri-ri-rate]

SOMEONE pls message or chat with me, I am bored out of my mind lol

[seattledaddyintraining]

The Moira’s Rose’s Memorial Garden 4856

[sacred-portal]

[nyctosaurid]

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

[dovv]

was??

[lyingfigure]

😧😦

[favoritesticle]

[god-offical]

me after bottom surgery

[god-offical]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

[todaysbird]

he is blogging

[paperplanechemtrails]

[gar-wafflez]

need this shirt

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[mercutihoe]

I’m

[c3rvida3]

When I was in middle school, I really wanted a rat and my mama got me one before I had the chance to do any research, and I named him Mildew, and then I learned that rats get all fucked up if they don't have a buddy, so I got him a brother and I named the brother Dildew. Something to consider if you are currently pregnant with twins.

[catboybreeder]

I just don’t know how to tell a guy I need him to humiliate me/smack me around a little in bed so I can assert control over bad past experiences and re-contextualize them in a way that brings me pleasure and a feeling of power without scaring him off lol anyways just a Big Mac and a Diet Coke please

[catboybreeder]

And a large fry for my good friend Natasha Bedingfield

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[ulysseus]

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

[pyrose-the-flame]

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[selenekallanwriter]

John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.

[gaytanic-panic]

[crystalbahl]

[magamaggot]

[foreskinniest]