InapproproPopo

yo my ask is open 24/7 and I'll answer questions if you have any so ask away

[funnytwittertweets]

[sylferino]

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

item 1                            1.94

item 2                            1.94

item 3                            0.50

item 4                            0.32

item 5                            1.00

item 6                            1.00

item 7                            0.72

item 8                            0.69

item 9                            2.00

item 10                          5.87

item 11                          1.00

item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

[sylferino]

and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

[librius]

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

[librius]

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

[librius]

[peachy-beeps]

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

[non-bi-narism]

ppl post this sort of positivity that’s like “bi ppl w a preference for women are valid bi ppl w a preference for men are valid” and yeah sure but also, hyperanalyzing your bisexuality is not necessary. the fact that you’ve dated or liked or slept w more men or more women doesn’t have to say anything abt your bisexuality. your bisexuality does not have to be measured and counted and have a pie diagram showing gender percentages. you can just be bisexual

[zbgf]

for a daily-garfield strip, i removed a speech bubble and gave jon the ctrl alt del face and realized i had no other plans from there so. this just exists

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

[thejuicyfruits-moved]

comedian who says /j out loud after every joke

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[yesterdaysprint]

Manners and Conduct in School and Out, Chicago, 1921

[punkenglishnerd]

I cannot explain how much I want to live in a Jane Austen novel. Surely in some alternate universe I am an intelligent, witty heroine with a delicate beauty, living in regency England, who attracts the eye of a wealthy acquaintance and eventually falls in love after a whirlwind of handwritten letters and professions of love.

[wordsthat-speak]

“And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.”

— Sense and Sensibility (Jane Austen)

[dreamyfilms]

[thepillarofmyth]

classic female authors just hit different, like whenever i read or see something by jane austen or charlotte bronte i just feel so understood on like a primal level

i get the same vibes from hozier songs

[elenafisher]

In the film, [Florence] Pugh’s adult Amy outlines this philosophy in a monologue that illustrates her maturity. “I’m just a woman,” she tells Laurie (played by Timothée Chalamet, another Lady Bird alum) while both are in Europe.

[Greta] Gerwig didn’t have the speech in her script initially. [Meryl] Streep convinced her to include it, pointing out to the writer-director that she had to make clear to the audience why there’s so much pressure on Amy to marry, and to marry well. Amy is the one tasked with keeping the March family afloat, given Meg’s marriage to a poor teacher, Jo’s refusal to be engaged to Laurie—a man she considers more of a brother than a lover—and Beth’s illness.

Amy is the sister with the greatest understanding of how her femininity could work for her. “There’s something about Amy,” Gerwig said. “Jo can’t put her ego aside long enough to get what she needs to get, but Amy can. It’s just, I loved that [Europe] section of the book … I wanted that feeling in it, of Amy’s utter practicality when it comes to how to get ahead.”

Greta Gerwig’s Little Women Gives Amy March Her Due

[nicnacsnonsense]

One of my favorite bits from Pride and Prejudice:

Darcy: I really like girls who read.

Lizzie: *holding a book in her hand* What a pretentious asshole.

[thebennets]

every time i read a jane austen novel