⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
— from the 1997 film script. adjust as necessary.
you think i'm afraid of you, you big fuck?
he used to beat the shit outta me in kindergarten.
when i'm done with them, you're next.
don't you walk away from me.
i told you "no" yesterday!
i think i had a class with you.
do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagiarize the whole book for me?
at least i won't be unoriginal.
i've been sitting over there for forty-five minutes waiting for you to come talk to me.
maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels?
do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?
it's not how hard you look at things, it's the way you look at them.
i have better ways to spend my time.
trust is an important thing.
is there someplace we can talk?
you just want to use me and go?
i'm gonna experiment on you for my anatomy class, then go.
want to see my magic trick?
i didn't see you at the reunion.
how long has it been since we've seen each other?
i really don't date that much.
you were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss.
i was kinda hopin' to get a "good night laid".
this kid's special. i've never seen anything like him.
i'm not here for a fuckin' book report.
i think you're one step away from cutting your ear off.
maybe you married the wrong woman.
if you ever disrespect my wife again, i will end you.
nobody could possibly understand you, right [name]?
keep fuckin' with me. watch what happens.
there's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife.
i have been laid, you know.
i went on a date last week.
i teach this shit, i didn't say i knew how to do it.
you ever think about gettin' remarried?
you ever wonder what your life would be like if you never met [name]?
you'll have your bad times, which wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to.
there's nothing worse than regret.
you should've seen this girl, she lit up the room.
sorry fellas, i gotta go see about a girl.
why do we always stay here?
if you're not thinking with your wiener, you're acting on its behalf.
i've never seen him like this before, ever, with anyone, like how he is with you.
the least you can do is show me a little appreciation.
if you're not in love with me, you can say that.
you're afraid that i won't love you back.
did you ever think that maybe i could help you?
do i have a sign that says "save me" on my back?
i just want to be with you. i love you.
i want to hear that you don't love me.
i just wanted to call before you left.
i love you, [name]. no take-backs.
some shows are worth the price of admission.
in twenty years, if you're livin' next door to me, i'll fuckin' kill you.
you got somethin' that none of us have.
fuck you, you owe it to me.
if you're angry at me for being successful, for being what you could have been —
i won't see you make him feel like a failure too!
is that why me and [name] broke up?
don't fuck with me, [name], not you.
fuckin' kid won't back down.
hey asshole. happy birthday.
so that's it? we're done?
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