i had to rewatch stoker bc i’m not one for incest but man i’m so here for the erotic piano playing and belt kink

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i had to rewatch stoker bc i’m not one for incest but man i’m so here for the erotic piano playing and belt kink
excuse me how is there no fanfic on ao3 for benedict bridgerton / henry granville without another person??
victor frankenstein: i wished to see him again...
the creature: 😍
victor: ...that i might wreak the utmost extent of abhorrence on his head
the creature: 😧
inspiration: this post
you know what i just realized? the famous way of remembering the number of minutes in a year (seasons of love from rent) doesn't take into account the extra 1/4 of a day (the reason leap years exist). i'm kinda sad now...
anyone: *mentions the death of a les mis character*
me in my best prince of persia forgotten sands voice: no no no, that’s not how it happened. let me begin again READ FIX-IT FICS IN PEACE.
Meeting your friends after lockdown
Baby-Doll Batman: The Animated Series
This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN
Her physical condition didn’t allow her to age
No one took her seriously as an actress
And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldn’t take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult
That’s a lot of blows to someone’s psyche
and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one
I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid.
And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.
Baby Doll is so underrated as a Batman villain
but her episode was perfect
Batman: The Animated Series The story of one fucked up, traumatized little boy, doing his best to help other fucked up traumatized people.
#this show is the only batcanon that matters to me #dc can burn everything else down but they’ll never pry the dcau from cold dead clawed hands
The Batman that cares about the inmates is my favorite. He doesn’t put up with their shit, but he does try to reach out here and there and he’s as human as he can be to them.
When Harley was re-institutionalized, he got her that dress she wanted.
In the comics based on B:tAS, there was a time during Christmas that there was snow and it was Mr. Freeze’s fault, and he was making it snow because Christmas was his anniversary with Nora and she LOVED it when it snowed on Christmas, so Batman let him finish mourning before calmly taking him back to Arkham.
He never, ever gives up on Harvey possibly recovering.
Sure, Batman is going to throw punches and do what it takes to take these guys down when they’re hurting or threatening people. And he’s not going be a complete bleeding heart; he has to protect the innocent. He’s going to take them down and take them back to Arkham, but it doesn’t mean he’s incapable of being a bit human to the ones who deserve it.
Batman needs become human again
Because it needs to be here:
Remember that time a young girl with near god-like psychic powers threatened to destroy reality and the only one that could stop her was Batman because he had a previous encounter with her and was tasked with killing her to restore reality.
But instead, Batman sat with her on a swing and kept her company as the girl’s psychic powers slowly killed her.
No?
Fuck you people making me emotional
The. Batman.
miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…
Rio: …Tall
Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.
Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”
Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.”
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.
Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”
The YT link has never worked before and up until now I thought it was a gay thing. I thought it was “I never knew Aaron liked…Guys” omg I am so stupid 😂
So I made Elphaba and Glinda in sims mobile
They recently got married too
i’m hot for “i say no” from heathers.
that’s all i wanted to say thanks for coming to my ted talk
#a form i can psychically tell you would be more comfortable with#bare chest and blue booty shortz
Thank you @kiwisson
I like to imagine both Superman and Batman unconsciously emit a sort of “god I wish everyone was wearing hotpants” telepathic vibe that J’onn picked up on.
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#I like how supes is like ‘oh a shapeshifter’ while bats is like ‘whAT IN THE S H I T’
Superman: NEAT
Batman: what THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Here's an AU: the one to escape was Venom. The one to hop from body to body in search of Life Foundation was Venom. He found that possessing people with no family, no friends is easier on him so he starts picking homeless people. He doesn't like humanity from the eyes of the homeless. Until Maria that is. Until he sees Eddie. After that, Venom just kind of delays his mission and starts observing Eddie whenever he stops by. He falls in love and Maria knows before he does. She plays matchmaker.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I really like this idea, especially one where Maria gets, like, a happier ending, but can this also mean that she’s literally the mediator for their first couple of dates? Like she’s doing her usual half-flirtatious thing with Eddie and the newspapers, but then Venom decides that he wants in on it and like, encourages Maria to try to follow Eddie, or to get to know more about him, and Maria is like “um, why not just…..speak to him?”
Or or or or or Maria introduces Eddie to Venom, like, out of sight or something, and the three of them have this weird moment of “….well what now” and Venom just decides to go into Eddie (causing of course The Most amount of panic possible because he’s truly a Dramatique Gay™) and then Eddie gets to live with Venom for a little bit, to which Maria is like “yeah if you don’t want him anymore, like, let me take him back but I think that you could, like, enjoy this”
And of course we all know what happens from there
Do you realize how special you are?
I adore this.
my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no
A peek inside Nigel’s notebook. (From Josh Grisetti.)
Windex isn’t carbonated
The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex
it also implies that op developed immunity to windex
#I’ve spent the last five years building up an immunity to windex
Quarantine: Day 14
The Batfam discusses every family member’s best features & when they reach Dick’s everyone simultaneously call out “Butt” expect Damian who said “Eyes”.
Everyone turn to stare at him like ‘are you serious’ expect for Dick who pulls him into a bone crushing hug, muttering that he’s the best Robin there is. B^I