Incoherent Ramblings

Sleep deprived mama who needs a better outlet than yelling at her spouse all the time. Poor guy.

[zodiaccity]

Zodiac Sagittarius Facts — Leave it to Sagittarius to find out whatever it is they want to know….

[incoherentramblingmama]

Torrential

With every drop Of rain that fell It washed away Pieces of me that Were bound to go to hell.

[kiekstn]

[xxerlflynn]

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

[jillyaintfromphilly]

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

[inspect-hergadget]

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

[trustno---1]

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

[mothensidhe-deactivated20151028]

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

[ruthlessdilettante]

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

[awenyddogamulosx-blog]

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

[airdramon]

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

[observando]

When true happiness shows up, the ego is bored with it: It’s too plain, too ordinary, and it doesn’t leave us feeling special or above the fray. It doesn’t take away our problems, which is the ego’s idea of happiness. The ego wants no more difficulties: no more sickness, no more need for money, no more work, no more bad feelings, only unending pleasure and bliss. Such perfection is the ego’s idea of a successful life. However, the happiness the ego dreams of will never be attained by anyone. The ego denies the reality of this dimension, where challenges are necessary to evolution and blissful states and pleasure come and go.

Gina Lake (via observando)

[auroranmaiden]

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

[thegadaboutgirl]

[incoherentramblingmama]

Convo between my 7year-old students today

Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh

Matt: Me too! On a boy!

Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?

Matt: Yeah he's really cute.

Pearl: Oh.

(pause for a bit)

Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.

Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.

Matt: Really?

Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.

Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.

Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.

(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

[stand-up-gifs]

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

[deathbeforediet]

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

[seekingtheunordinary-deactivate]

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[isis-]

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

[no-gore-no-glory-deactivated201]

[soul-likethesea]

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

[laoweia]

I think I’m going to translate this in german and just spread around places where a lot of people pass by

[ownthiscarcrashlife]

LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

now theres 

Eevee

Flareon

Vaporeon

Jolteon

Espeon

Umbreon

Leafeon

Glaceon

Sylveon, and finally

Celinedion

[chaka1987-deactivated20230114]

I don’t know what I expected.

[two4fit]

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

[maria-blogs-deactivated20141006]

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

[relyonlove0nceinawhile-deactiva]

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

[130186]

Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2014

[incoherentramblingmama]

Beautiful

[calmskiesfierynights]

[homme-brella]

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

[ultrafacts]

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[skygenders]

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[sotomar]

My anaconda will consider it

[unlimitedgoats]

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

[bettervillains]

Re: Your Anaconda, Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors. Yours, etc. A bunless hun